"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
If you could trade places with any poster ever on So Suave
- Thread starter 9Volt
- Start date
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
TheFixer14
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logicallefty
Moderator
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
The great thing about SoSuave is that we have access to the thoughts and philosophies of some great minds while still maintaining our individuality.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
TheGambino
Master Don Juan
I want to be myself, always, no matter how f8cked up my life is. I want to experience the joy of being me now and seeing myself in 10 years after reaching all my dreams and experience that joy. I love being myself no matter the circumstances.
ImTheDoubleGreatest!
Master Don Juan
taiyuu_otoko
Master Don Juan
Then you would become illlogical righty and none of your posts would make any sense. It might even create a collapsing singularity that would destroy Sosuave...
Once upon a time DavidDeangelo posted here under the name @sysnopyh. That dudes gotta be a millionaire by now.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
I'd trade places with like tom Brady for a day though. That'd be cool. Get out there and sling a couple lazers in a playoff game feel the vibe and be back to me in the am.
ChristopherColumbus
Master Don Juan
dustmuffin
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TheMonkeyKing
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Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
This will let me be a cop for a few days, and you can fly my aerial cinematography business.
What say you?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
logicallefty
Moderator
That would be fun. I'd fly it! Being a cop isn't as difficult as people think, at least not to me. I think running a business of any size with any number of employees would be harder. I don't know if I have what it takes for that or not. The main reasons why many people can't be cops is because they either let their power go to their head and forget how to be a regular human being while also being a cop, and/or, they can't keep their cool and critically think under pressure.
wifehunter
Master Don Juan
Still rolling with the punches.
