"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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If you could trade places with any poster ever on So Suave

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Since there has been many legends/ great posters on these forums If you could trade places with any poster who ever posted on so suave who would it be and how do you think doing so would improve your life or situation if at all?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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LOL, you beat me to it.

The great thing about SoSuave is that we have access to the thoughts and philosophies of some great minds while still maintaining our individuality.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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I wouldn´t even trade my life for a succesfull artist who can fvck whoever he wants like Justin Bieber.

I want to be myself, always, no matter how f8cked up my life is. I want to experience the joy of being me now and seeing myself in 10 years after reaching all my dreams and experience that joy. I love being myself no matter the circumstances.
 

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You'd still be you, just in their body

So if you are a **** up, you'll still be a **** up

So don't wish for things like this, work on being the best YOU
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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theres a lot of great posters here but 'trade places' ? Not chance lol

I'd trade places with like tom Brady for a day though. That'd be cool. Get out there and sling a couple lazers in a playoff game feel the vibe and be back to me in the am.
 

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Just for a day, just for fun, I'd trade with quite a few.

Obviously @guru1000 to fact check the substance behind the talk. @Espi to see how chicks react to that bod. Maybe some of the younger lads so I could access the college chicks again :D
 

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@logicallefty , I'll trade for a couple days with you.

This will let me be a cop for a few days, and you can fly my aerial cinematography business.

What say you?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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@logicallefty , I'll trade for a couple days with you.

This will let me be a cop for a few days, and you can fly my aerial cinematography business.

What say you?
That would be fun. I'd fly it! Being a cop isn't as difficult as people think, at least not to me. I think running a business of any size with any number of employees would be harder. I don't know if I have what it takes for that or not. The main reasons why many people can't be cops is because they either let their power go to their head and forget how to be a regular human being while also being a cop, and/or, they can't keep their cool and critically think under pressure.
 

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Sometimes, I wish, I was still a lurker. Fools make me ill.

Still rolling with the punches.
 

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Lol it's hard to answer this question because 99.5% are anonymous.
 

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DrBeard has given me more for my entertainment dollar than anybody, hands-down.
 
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