Ringleader41
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Think about this from now on
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
If Robert Pattinson can be cheated on than anybody can
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
What would a beautiful girl in her early 20's want with a 41 year old man?? She must have only wanted his money!
This was ironically very similar to what happened to me (and she bears a striking resemblance to Kirsten). We got caught by her coworkers making out and they realized we were dating in real life. They accused her of "falling in love" and made fun of her, the affair was exposed, and she was embarrassed, confessed to her boyfriend and that was the beginning of the end.
This was ironically very similar to what happened to me (and she bears a striking resemblance to Kirsten). We got caught by her coworkers making out and they realized we were dating in real life. They accused her of "falling in love" and made fun of her, the affair was exposed, and she was embarrassed, confessed to her boyfriend and that was the beginning of the end.
SamTheHobit
Master Don Juan
Women these days.. tsk tsk tsk
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Geniuskhan
Don Juan
She's not even goodlooking. Personally I'd just charge it to the game. I look at it like this. Most people will cheat if given the right oppurtunity and circumstances. It doesn't matter who you are, your background, your ethnicity,or where you come from or otherwise. **** happens. Deal with it and stop *****ing. I'm pretty sure Mr. Pattinson had seven more women better looking than her by the time the *** stains on the sheets from the director were dry good.
Iceberg
Master Don Juan
This b!tch is an international star(of crappy movies). She has her own money.bigneil said:
He's a 41 year old man. Not a 41 year old woman. A man can still be good looking at that age. Coupled with the fact that we're also more confident and successful at that age. AND the fact that he's famous and talented doesn't hurt.
But age doesn't mean sh!t in this situation.
I say in this case is more, she wanted to keep working as a actress, she is not good at it, the dude he is the most desired male right now? yes but because of his films not because what he is, also keep in mind she worked on the film, so pretty much she don't have the same awe the teens girls have about him.
only thing now we can know and care is he have to dump the *****, and never ever get together with here again, only way to save him of his shame and us from a future extra annoyance with woman.
also in other note, all the jokes came from it is too good to let it pass
only thing now we can know and care is he have to dump the *****, and never ever get together with here again, only way to save him of his shame and us from a future extra annoyance with woman.
also in other note, all the jokes came from it is too good to let it pass
Looks only get you so far. Have you ever seen him in interviews? Dude has no game. There's probably 15 year old virgins out there who can come across as having more game. Just because tweens find him physically attractive, doesn't mean he's immune to getting played.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
her groveling public apology....
im sure the media is exaggerating and sensationalizing it like they always do. but damn she must be embarrassed now. i hope robert pattinson comes to his senses and just starts banging her friends.
REALLY???
im sure the media is exaggerating and sensationalizing it like they always do. but damn she must be embarrassed now. i hope robert pattinson comes to his senses and just starts banging her friends.
I want to see how the media handles this. Typically when it's the female who cheats they come up with all sorts of ways to rationalize it. "According to sources...the couple were having problems beforehand," "they seemed to be falling out of love," etc etc, something about she wasn't getting the love she needed so she went looking for it elsewhere and feel in love with someone else.spang said:
When a man does it he's a pig who doesn't realize how great he had it, he doesn't deserve the girl, he only thinks with his **** etc etc
Solomon
Master Don Juan
Alvafe said:I say in this case is more, she wanted to keep working as a actress, she is not good at it, the dude he is the most desired male right now? yes but because of his films not because what he is, also keep in mind she worked on the film, so pretty much she don't have the same awe the teens girls have about him.
only thing now we can know and care is he have to dump the *****, and never ever get together with here again, only way to save him of his shame and us from a future extra annoyance with woman.
also in other note, all the jokes came from it is too good to let it pass
^^This, the chick is a terrible actress, just a cute face no ass no tits no personality
She is everything Emma Stone is not
so she has to suck her way to the top!
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
SamTheHobit
Master Don Juan
You deserve a medal for this post xDBurroughs said:Sometimes women trip and fall on a man's d!ck and much to their surprise its not the man they 'love' then they act 'surprised' and say 'hey how did that d!ck get there?!' :crackup:
gspshields2
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did all they do was make out?
Naughty Ninja
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spang said:
LMFAO! Her "apology" = Media relations damage control for her image. Nothing more.
I don't know who either of them are but hopefully for the dudes sake he uses her cheating to his public relations advantage and has nothing to do with her again. Let her deal with her own public destruction.
She'll most likely be wh0ring it up to get back on 'top' or stay there and find some way if the dude she cheated on wants nothing to do with "reconciling" and helping her out WK style to give some chick excuse to justify her actions.
It's hilarious watching crap when you're unplugged from the matrix.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.