Ringleader41
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Think about this from now on
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
If Robert Pattinson can be cheated on than anybody can
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
What would a beautiful girl in her early 20's want with a 41 year old man?? She must have only wanted his money!
This was ironically very similar to what happened to me (and she bears a striking resemblance to Kirsten). We got caught by her coworkers making out and they realized we were dating in real life. They accused her of "falling in love" and made fun of her, the affair was exposed, and she was embarrassed, confessed to her boyfriend and that was the beginning of the end.
This was ironically very similar to what happened to me (and she bears a striking resemblance to Kirsten). We got caught by her coworkers making out and they realized we were dating in real life. They accused her of "falling in love" and made fun of her, the affair was exposed, and she was embarrassed, confessed to her boyfriend and that was the beginning of the end.
SamTheHobit
Master Don Juan
Women these days.. tsk tsk tsk
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Geniuskhan
Don Juan
She's not even goodlooking. Personally I'd just charge it to the game. I look at it like this. Most people will cheat if given the right oppurtunity and circumstances. It doesn't matter who you are, your background, your ethnicity,or where you come from or otherwise. **** happens. Deal with it and stop *****ing. I'm pretty sure Mr. Pattinson had seven more women better looking than her by the time the *** stains on the sheets from the director were dry good.
Iceberg
Master Don Juan
This b!tch is an international star(of crappy movies). She has her own money.bigneil said:
He's a 41 year old man. Not a 41 year old woman. A man can still be good looking at that age. Coupled with the fact that we're also more confident and successful at that age. AND the fact that he's famous and talented doesn't hurt.
But age doesn't mean sh!t in this situation.
I say in this case is more, she wanted to keep working as a actress, she is not good at it, the dude he is the most desired male right now? yes but because of his films not because what he is, also keep in mind she worked on the film, so pretty much she don't have the same awe the teens girls have about him.
only thing now we can know and care is he have to dump the *****, and never ever get together with here again, only way to save him of his shame and us from a future extra annoyance with woman.
also in other note, all the jokes came from it is too good to let it pass
only thing now we can know and care is he have to dump the *****, and never ever get together with here again, only way to save him of his shame and us from a future extra annoyance with woman.
also in other note, all the jokes came from it is too good to let it pass
Looks only get you so far. Have you ever seen him in interviews? Dude has no game. There's probably 15 year old virgins out there who can come across as having more game. Just because tweens find him physically attractive, doesn't mean he's immune to getting played.
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
her groveling public apology....
im sure the media is exaggerating and sensationalizing it like they always do. but damn she must be embarrassed now. i hope robert pattinson comes to his senses and just starts banging her friends.
REALLY???
im sure the media is exaggerating and sensationalizing it like they always do. but damn she must be embarrassed now. i hope robert pattinson comes to his senses and just starts banging her friends.
I want to see how the media handles this. Typically when it's the female who cheats they come up with all sorts of ways to rationalize it. "According to sources...the couple were having problems beforehand," "they seemed to be falling out of love," etc etc, something about she wasn't getting the love she needed so she went looking for it elsewhere and feel in love with someone else.spang said:
When a man does it he's a pig who doesn't realize how great he had it, he doesn't deserve the girl, he only thinks with his **** etc etc
Solomon
Master Don Juan
Alvafe said:I say in this case is more, she wanted to keep working as a actress, she is not good at it, the dude he is the most desired male right now? yes but because of his films not because what he is, also keep in mind she worked on the film, so pretty much she don't have the same awe the teens girls have about him.
only thing now we can know and care is he have to dump the *****, and never ever get together with here again, only way to save him of his shame and us from a future extra annoyance with woman.
also in other note, all the jokes came from it is too good to let it pass
^^This, the chick is a terrible actress, just a cute face no ass no tits no personality
She is everything Emma Stone is not
so she has to suck her way to the top!
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
SamTheHobit
Master Don Juan
You deserve a medal for this post xDBurroughs said:Sometimes women trip and fall on a man's d!ck and much to their surprise its not the man they 'love' then they act 'surprised' and say 'hey how did that d!ck get there?!' :crackup:
gspshields2
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did all they do was make out?
Naughty Ninja
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spang said:
LMFAO! Her "apology" = Media relations damage control for her image. Nothing more.
I don't know who either of them are but hopefully for the dudes sake he uses her cheating to his public relations advantage and has nothing to do with her again. Let her deal with her own public destruction.
She'll most likely be wh0ring it up to get back on 'top' or stay there and find some way if the dude she cheated on wants nothing to do with "reconciling" and helping her out WK style to give some chick excuse to justify her actions.
It's hilarious watching crap when you're unplugged from the matrix.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.