"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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If Guagmire was real, would he be a DJ?

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Serious question.

Yes he's a cartoon, but there are guys with his personality.

Giggity?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Nah, he'd be in jail(I know, used to work in a courthouse). Look for a dif role model.
 
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he'd be a registered sex offender
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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He'd be like Paul Janka. Hell, the first time I heard of the guy I remember thinking he was just like Quagmire in that his game is just a numbers game anyway.
 
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This "Don Juan" thing is thrown around all over the place. Quagmire is a fictional character deliberately designed to be weird. He has balls and is a funny dude but his character is designed to be a sexual deviant who attempts to date rape people etc.

It's just a TV programme (altho a fvcking funny one :))
 
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No he wouldn't.

But there are plenty of celebs that I could see easily being there
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Scar Tissue said:
charlie from two and a half men
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Yes. I wish I had an Uncle Charlie. That kid is going to be pimp as hell when he is older.
 
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charlie's still fvcked up, as he's given flaws to counter act his good qualities (since he's a tv/movie character).
Same goes for House. House is awesome... aside from the fact that he's depressed. It's possible to meet someone like House in real life who isn't depressed or an addict or lonely.
 
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Dont forget about Boomhauer (spelling?) from King of the Hill. He is a DJ. Remember the episode where he took Bobby to pickup chicks? He went to a shoe sale at the mall!!! And he cold approached every girl he saw, getting slapped every few minutes, but ended up nbanging one in the fitting rooms. thats fvcking DJ as hell!

Does House even pickup chicks? Why is he in this subject.
 
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F8ckin nerds.
 
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quagmire does have the rejection calousness of a dj. he asks girls plenty before he gives up.

he also has a huge testosterone because he can't stop being horny. so he is a man not afraid of himself, another trait

But other than those two.. he's bordeline sexoffender/rapist to women.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I know guys that are like him, and no he's not a dj, he's desperate that would f anything in his way and then brags about it. Usually low quality girls. Not a dj.
 
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horaholic said:
Dont forget about Boomhauer (spelling?) from King of the Hill. He is a DJ. Remember the episode where he took Bobby to pickup chicks? He went to a shoe sale at the mall!!! And he cold approached every girl he saw, getting slapped every few minutes, but ended up nbanging one in the fitting rooms. thats fvcking DJ as hell!

Does House even pickup chicks? Why is he in this subject.
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DJ and PUA are different things. James Bond doesn't go around cold approaching.
 
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Quagmire is a goofy creep. i doubt he would be much of a true ladies man, but he does have a pretty decent track record if you remember the episode where they were playing the truth or dare drinking game

he does get laid. but Getting laid doesn't make one a DJ. anyone can and more than likely does get laid at some point
 
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