"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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If Guagmire was real, would he be a DJ?

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Serious question.

Yes he's a cartoon, but there are guys with his personality.

Giggity?
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Nah, he'd be in jail(I know, used to work in a courthouse). Look for a dif role model.
 
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he'd be a registered sex offender
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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He'd be like Paul Janka. Hell, the first time I heard of the guy I remember thinking he was just like Quagmire in that his game is just a numbers game anyway.
 
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This "Don Juan" thing is thrown around all over the place. Quagmire is a fictional character deliberately designed to be weird. He has balls and is a funny dude but his character is designed to be a sexual deviant who attempts to date rape people etc.

It's just a TV programme (altho a fvcking funny one :))
 
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No he wouldn't.

But there are plenty of celebs that I could see easily being there
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Scar Tissue said:
charlie from two and a half men
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Yes. I wish I had an Uncle Charlie. That kid is going to be pimp as hell when he is older.
 
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charlie's still fvcked up, as he's given flaws to counter act his good qualities (since he's a tv/movie character).
Same goes for House. House is awesome... aside from the fact that he's depressed. It's possible to meet someone like House in real life who isn't depressed or an addict or lonely.
 
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Dont forget about Boomhauer (spelling?) from King of the Hill. He is a DJ. Remember the episode where he took Bobby to pickup chicks? He went to a shoe sale at the mall!!! And he cold approached every girl he saw, getting slapped every few minutes, but ended up nbanging one in the fitting rooms. thats fvcking DJ as hell!

Does House even pickup chicks? Why is he in this subject.
 
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F8ckin nerds.
 
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quagmire does have the rejection calousness of a dj. he asks girls plenty before he gives up.

he also has a huge testosterone because he can't stop being horny. so he is a man not afraid of himself, another trait

But other than those two.. he's bordeline sexoffender/rapist to women.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I know guys that are like him, and no he's not a dj, he's desperate that would f anything in his way and then brags about it. Usually low quality girls. Not a dj.
 
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horaholic said:
Dont forget about Boomhauer (spelling?) from King of the Hill. He is a DJ. Remember the episode where he took Bobby to pickup chicks? He went to a shoe sale at the mall!!! And he cold approached every girl he saw, getting slapped every few minutes, but ended up nbanging one in the fitting rooms. thats fvcking DJ as hell!

Does House even pickup chicks? Why is he in this subject.
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DJ and PUA are different things. James Bond doesn't go around cold approaching.
 
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Quagmire is a goofy creep. i doubt he would be much of a true ladies man, but he does have a pretty decent track record if you remember the episode where they were playing the truth or dare drinking game

he does get laid. but Getting laid doesn't make one a DJ. anyone can and more than likely does get laid at some point
 
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