"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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If Guagmire was real, would he be a DJ?

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Serious question.

Yes he's a cartoon, but there are guys with his personality.

Giggity?
 

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Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

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Nah, he'd be in jail(I know, used to work in a courthouse). Look for a dif role model.
 
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he'd be a registered sex offender
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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He'd be like Paul Janka. Hell, the first time I heard of the guy I remember thinking he was just like Quagmire in that his game is just a numbers game anyway.
 
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This "Don Juan" thing is thrown around all over the place. Quagmire is a fictional character deliberately designed to be weird. He has balls and is a funny dude but his character is designed to be a sexual deviant who attempts to date rape people etc.

It's just a TV programme (altho a fvcking funny one :))
 
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No he wouldn't.

But there are plenty of celebs that I could see easily being there
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Scar Tissue said:
charlie from two and a half men
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Yes. I wish I had an Uncle Charlie. That kid is going to be pimp as hell when he is older.
 
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charlie's still fvcked up, as he's given flaws to counter act his good qualities (since he's a tv/movie character).
Same goes for House. House is awesome... aside from the fact that he's depressed. It's possible to meet someone like House in real life who isn't depressed or an addict or lonely.
 
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Dont forget about Boomhauer (spelling?) from King of the Hill. He is a DJ. Remember the episode where he took Bobby to pickup chicks? He went to a shoe sale at the mall!!! And he cold approached every girl he saw, getting slapped every few minutes, but ended up nbanging one in the fitting rooms. thats fvcking DJ as hell!

Does House even pickup chicks? Why is he in this subject.
 
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F8ckin nerds.
 
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quagmire does have the rejection calousness of a dj. he asks girls plenty before he gives up.

he also has a huge testosterone because he can't stop being horny. so he is a man not afraid of himself, another trait

But other than those two.. he's bordeline sexoffender/rapist to women.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I know guys that are like him, and no he's not a dj, he's desperate that would f anything in his way and then brags about it. Usually low quality girls. Not a dj.
 
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horaholic said:
Dont forget about Boomhauer (spelling?) from King of the Hill. He is a DJ. Remember the episode where he took Bobby to pickup chicks? He went to a shoe sale at the mall!!! And he cold approached every girl he saw, getting slapped every few minutes, but ended up nbanging one in the fitting rooms. thats fvcking DJ as hell!

Does House even pickup chicks? Why is he in this subject.
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DJ and PUA are different things. James Bond doesn't go around cold approaching.
 
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Quagmire is a goofy creep. i doubt he would be much of a true ladies man, but he does have a pretty decent track record if you remember the episode where they were playing the truth or dare drinking game

he does get laid. but Getting laid doesn't make one a DJ. anyone can and more than likely does get laid at some point
 
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