"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Ideal Tit Size - According to Men

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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It's all about proportion. A thin woman with huge boobs looks unnatural and wouldn't be the first girl I'd consider approaching. Same with a thick woman with small tits. Just not a good look.
 

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All things being equal, I like them completely natural and rather large. I'd probably choose a larger version of Sweet Potatoes. I once had a gal with Coat Hooks, and I found them a bit funky; that said, there is a style which is like Coat Hooks but a bit smaller and without the climbing nipple that works well with slender women. I remember a gal from my teenage years that was just a little bit chunky that had Pointers, and they had no pendulosity; that was back in the day when chicks called up non-Chad dudes. :rolleyes: I'd say my ideal is very close to the pre-op Veronika Zemenova. :cool:

All that said, the part of the figure that I find myself placing the strongest emphasis is the lower abdomen (i.e., from the minimum of the waist to the maximum of the hips), with the raw numbers important, but also the exact way it curves. (And yes, Veronika does extraordinarily well there too. :cool: )
 
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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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It's all about proportion. A thin woman with huge boobs looks unnatural and wouldn't be the first girl I'd consider approaching. Same with a thick woman with small tits. Just not a good look.
Yes, Mother Nature would make form follow physics, and large breasts require a sturdy frame.
 

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It's all about proportion. A thin woman with huge boobs looks unnatural and wouldn't be the first girl I'd consider approaching. Same with a thick woman with small tits. Just not a good look.
I agree that it's all about proportion but my ideal 10 is the slim/skinny girl with HUGE fake tits. Just really does it for me.
 

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It's all about proportion. A thin woman with huge boobs looks unnatural and wouldn't be the first girl I'd consider approaching. Same with a thick woman with small tits. Just not a good look.
Aren't you therefore saying that you don't approach the Stacy because you figure your chances are higher with the Becky? :rolleyes: You're doing the same thing that chubby chasers do, albeit nowhere near the magnitude.
 

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I agree that it's all about proportion but my ideal 10 is the slim/skinny girl with HUGE fake tits. Just really does it for me.
I am very glad that there are a lot of men that think like you - it keeps down the competition with men such as myself that think that natural is the only thing that counts (although if the operation is done so exquisitely that I couldn't tell the difference, I might bite, and this would include, down the road, sexbots. :eek::eek::eek:)
 

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I am very glad that there are a lot of men that think like you - it keeps down the competition with men such as myself that think that natural is the only thing that counts (although if the operation is done so exquisitely that I couldn't tell the difference, I might bite, and this would include, down the road, sexbots. :eek::eek::eek:)
Yeah I can see your perspective. My brother (the one I mentioned who is a "loser" yet gets hot chicks) is of the same opinion. I also like the plastic look because it means she is doing whatever she can for ME (men in general) and that is a GOOD (i.e. submissive) mind set.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Theres a couple of local girls a street away , Who I remember vividly had blockbusters figures like the old Russ meyers Super Vixens movies, these things were perfectly shaped aswell , they also had long black hair, plus quite good bottom hip halves. I had got my girl pregnant at the time, but these two women would have been my ideal.

HOWEVER fast forward 8 years, both are now baby mommas twice over. the dads are the furthest from alpha males you could get. and the moms wholes bodies are a state. fancy giving that Vixen physique up for a weed smoker who doesnt pay child support

when I see a thic figure now, I just picture the girl in 10 years
 

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Yeah I can see your perspective. My brother (the one I mentioned who is a "loser" yet gets hot chicks) is of the same opinion. I also like the plastic look because it means she is doing whatever she can for ME (men in general) and that is a GOOD (i.e. submissive) mind set.
Could also mean serious confidence issues, attention seeking from men, needs load of validation from others.
 

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Could also mean serious confidence issues, attention seeking from men, needs load of validation from others.
all girls I know with even basic lip fillers, are drama attention seeking Bitches....I agree
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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