I'd pork Spitzer's wife...

[DJDamage]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pB-4avmAR0

 

[ChrizZ]

I guess I'll take that back. Some pics she looks good in and others not so good. I'd actually have to see and access her in person to come to a conclusion about whether she in my opinion fits into the "hot" category. Pics don't really do anyone justice.

I'm a very picky guy, that's also why I haven't gotten laid in a while(except by a bunch of HOT escorts). The smallest things about a woman will turn me off. If she doesn't have a certain type of legs and she's a bit bow legged, I'll get turned off. If her breasts aren't a certain size or if they're too big, I'll get turned off. If she walks or talks a certain way, I'll get turned off. If she dresses a certain way, I'll get turned off. And the list goes on.

That is the #1 excuse that every AFC and/or Virgin uses.

 

[edger]

That is the #1 excuse that every AFC and/or Virgin uses.

Wow, you know your sh*t.

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

So, lets review, Elliot has been tapping his wife for,..how many years now?

Now along comes "Kristen"

OK, hot, but,..$80K hot? I dunno,...

 

[DrD77]

i think i would rather do the wife for some reason.

 

[ChrizZ]

The wife looks like one of those frustrated old housewives.

I bet she'd be a total freak in bed...

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

i think i would rather do the wife for some reason.

DrD77
Age:18


There's your reason. Heh,..



Now, you have to figure Spitzer knows his own reputation. Family man, devoted husband, father, etc., but also hard ass district attorney, known for putting away other prostitution rings too. At what point does the need for a hot piece of ass override being conscious of that? The guy's not dumb, he has to know his own reputation as well as the enemies a man like him must make to be a DA and a Governor. So what is this guy not getting?

I'm sure there's going to be the morality crew that'll chime in, but regardless, there had to be a point where he thought "I know I'm the last person in the world who should be considering a $10 hooker much less an $80K hooker, and I know my entire life would be over if it ever became public that I did one, and my wife's not all that bad to look at, but damn, she's frigid like a Wisconsin February in the sack and this 22 y.o. hottie can really turn it out, ah,..WTF."

 

[spider_007]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pB-4avmAR0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NMhzt9e490&feature=related

 

[Latinoman]

I'd definitely hit that.

You have VERY low standards. No wonder you have problems finding HOT young women.

Spitzer’s Wife RECENT Photo
http://blog.nj.com/fashiontoday/2008/03/large_clothes1.jpg

Spitzer’s Hooker (alleged) Photos
http://images.salon.com/tech/machinist/blog/2008/03/12/spitzer_myspace/story.jpg

http://www.streetinsider.com/images/news/3454683/resize_l_120c40421e6c13ad692f4f2a8643a213.jpg

No offense...but there is a HUGE difference between the 22 year old and that middle aged woman.

 

[bigjohnson]

.... she doesn't have a certain type of legs and she's a bit bow legged, I'll get turned off. If her breasts aren't a certain size or if they're too big, I'll get turned off. If she walks or talks a certain way, I'll get turned off. If she dresses a certain way, I'll get turned off. And the list goes on.

I understand Pfizer has a pill to help you with that. Ask Bob Dole about it, apparently it let him get excited about HIS wife and if it did that it's better than LSD.

..... OK, hot, but,..$80K hot? I dunno,...

Sexy is as sexy does. I bet she was worth every penny for what she did, and what she didn't do (make a scene) for him. Money has different value to people of different incomes. Some people find the $250K Bentley to be a real bargain in automobiles.

 

[edger]

You have VERY low standards.

Again, "beauty is in the eye of the beholder" in this case with me. That picture I posted of her, I think she looks hot in it.

 

[edger]

I understand Pfizer has a pill to help you with that. Ask Bob Dole about it, apparently it let him get excited about HIS wife and if it did that it's better than LSD.

Hahaha.

 

[Giovanni Casanova]

Married guys get prostitutes for the same reason that people with cars rent cars. Maybe you couldn't take your car on your trip to another city. Maybe you're having some problems with your car. Or maybe you just happen to see the car in an ad and think, "Holy sh*t, I must take that car out for a spin."

Unless you have a really awesome penkitten car, in which case you obviously wouldn't rent any other cars.

Of course, some people are freaks and rent a car because their car at home won't put them in diapers and change them. But those people are total perverts.

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[Jitterbug]

His wife looks like she's got all the juices of life squeezed out of her already. No thanks. Can't believe anyone would rate her over that 22 yo hottie!

 

[Bible_Belt]

There are lots of hooker blogs on the net. Here is one:

http://www.nyhotties.com/ link is nsfw

I used to read it years ago, before it had all the escort ads. afaik, it is a genuine blog. She very rarely talks about sex; mostly it is the oddness of her clients and her upscale, high-fashion life in nyc.