I'd pork Spitzer's wife...

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Someone should...sounds like good ol' Elliott is too busy banging pros...
 

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the pics of that guy just make him look like a grimy, businessman "john" type down to the tee. His wifey looked pissed, but rather attractive. The article said he was dropping 1,000-5,000 per HOUR. dwayum.
 

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I suppose the next question should be, why would he want to bang a pro? A semi-attractive wife doesn't make for a tiger in bed. Your wife could look like Jessica Alba, but if she's a dead lay and is disgusted by the thought of giving head, a high-end outcall is gonna look pretty good.

I ain't sayin' he shoulda done it,...but I understand.
 

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What I want to know is how much did he pay for the sex?! I heard the going rate was between $1000-$5000 a day or up to $31,000 a month! now that is one high priced hooker!!

I also would want to know who did he fvck?! ( i bet he fvcked someone that looked like a younger version of his wife, only this one actually gives him a great BJ and take it up the ass).

It would be a hard for a man to stray if he gets satisfied at home (knowing the risks Spitzer took, he probably wasn't). Bill Clinton had frigid Feminist Hillary at home so you know after marriage she wouldn't blow him.
 

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Spitzer is also another one of the many examples I talk about of an UGLY, dork of a guy, getting a HOT woman.
 

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Rollo Tomassi said:
I suppose the next question should be, why would he want to bang a pro?
Me and a collegue of mine at work who's 37 talked about this today. I told him why would the guy PAY and bang a prostitute when he could easily find a regular hot chick, especially since he's "governor"? Plus I also said he was able to pull a hot wife. His theory was because "something's not right with him mentally".

I highly doubt what my friend said is the case. I have 2 theories on it. One is, he figured it would be much easier to just bang an escort where things stay hassle free and he doesn't have to worry about having a chick potentially him calling him a lot putting him at risk of getting caught, OR the guy simply has a hard time getting hot women, forcing him to hire an escort(which was the theory I told my friend at work about).
 

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edger said:
Me and a collegue of mine at work who's 37 talked about this today. I told him why would the guy PAY and bang a prostitute when he could easily find a regular hot chick, especially since he's "governor"? Plus I also said he was able to pull a hot wife. His theory was because "something's not right with him mentally".

I highly doubt what my friend said is the case. I have 2 theories on it. One is, he figured it would be much easier to just bang an escort where things stay hassle free and he doesn't have to worry about having a chick potentially him calling him a lot putting him at risk of getting caught, OR the guy simply has a hard time getting hot women, forcing him to hire an escort(which was the theory I told my friend at work about).

Exactly. First off, Spitzer IS NOT UGLY and he could probably bang any hot woman (without paying for it) because he is the most powerful man in the state of New York.
 

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Pork?
 

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edger said:
.... I told him why would the guy PAY and bang a prostitute when he could easily find a regular hot chick, especially since he's "governor"?
One of my favorite hooker quotes was from a woman in the UK who used to blog about her life as a call-girl: "My clients don't pay for sex, they pay me to leave quietly after sex"
 

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You don't pay the hooker for sex ... you pay her to leave.
 

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DJDamage said:
There you go 8 pictures of the most famous hooker in America:

She is only 22 years old, I doubt her parents knew what she was doing (she comes from a broken home, big shock!).

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0312084kristen1.html

Now that the company is shut down, she can go do a porn movie (which is legal!).

Good find. Shhe does sort of lok like a younger, hotter version of his wife. She also kind looks a little like that one pornstar Jasmine St. James I think.

This isn't aimed toward your post but as other's said being a governor would seem to me make it hard to hook it up with a regular girl. How would he be able to pick up regular girls without drawing a lot of attention to it and with a higher risk of being blackmailed by one of the girls.
 

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ketostix said:
Good find. Shhe does sort of lok like a younger, hotter version of his wife. She also kind looks a little like that one pornstar Jasmine St. James I think.
Took a look at her, I don't think she's hot. Definitely wouldn't put her in the hot category by my standards, therefore I wouldn't bang her...and ESPECIALLY wouldn't f*ckin' PAY to bang her. But hey, again, "beauty is in the eye of the beholder", and Spitzer found her attractive, as do some of you guys.

Ketostix, I don't get where you think she looks like his wife.
 

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edger said:
But hey, again, "beauty is in the eye of the beholder", and Spitzer found her attractive, as do some of you guys.
Its not about looks only, he was looking for a real hoe, the kind that will do freaky things with him, his wife would never dreamed of doing.

For the amount of money he was paying her, this girl probably did some real nasty stuff.

It is the same reason why Hugh Grant got caught with picking up a 15 dollar hoe off the street while dating Elizabeth Hurley.
 

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edger said:
Took a look at her, I don't think she's hot. Definitely wouldn't put her in the hot category by my standards, therefore I wouldn't bang her...and ESPECIALLY wouldn't f*ckin' PAY to bang her. But hey, again, "beauty is in the eye of the beholder", and Spitzer found her attractive, as do some of you guys.

Ketostix, I don't get where you think she looks like his wife.

Yeah OK I file this under, "Ms. America is a 7". So you're saying even wealthy and powerful men are willing to pay her thousands, but you on the other hand can so easily get way better for free that you wouldn't bang her for free? Gotcha. I never said she was that hot anyway. I didn't say she was the younger twin of his wife, I said I could see some resembalance.
 

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ketostix said:
, but you on the other hand can so easily get way better for free that you wouldn't bang her for free? Gotcha.
I guess I'll take that back. Some pics she looks good in and others not so good. I'd actually have to see and access her in person to come to a conclusion about whether she in my opinion fits into the "hot" category. Pics don't really do anyone justice.

I'm a very picky guy, that's also why I haven't gotten laid in a while(except by a bunch of HOT escorts). The smallest things about a woman will turn me off. If she doesn't have a certain type of legs and she's a bit bow legged, I'll get turned off. If her breasts aren't a certain size or if they're too big, I'll get turned off. If she walks or talks a certain way, I'll get turned off. If she dresses a certain way, I'll get turned off. And the list goes on.
 
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