"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I'd like to bang that Wendy's chick

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See subject.
Anybody got her number?

I'll also take Flo's from Progressive.
Got to spin plates after all, right?

;)
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I agree those chicks are not attractive.

The chick that be in the commercials with William Shatner, I would gladly take though

she is the same chick that is on the big bang tv show.
 

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MidnightCity said:
i dont find either of them remotely attractive.
Outstanding, looks like I won't be having any comptetition. :up:

The Wendy's chick isn't even a real redhead, I believe she's actually a blonde. You never know with women though. I think with half of them you never really see their natural hair color.

Fatal Jay said:
The chick that be in the commercials with William Shatner, I would gladly take though

she is the same chick that is on the big bang tv show.
Kaley Cuoco/Penny? She has a boob job.
On Big Bang forums there are always arguments over whether she is attractive or not. I think she looked better in earlier seasons, but her weight tends to fluctuate. Sometimes she looks kind of bloated. I would bang her, but I'm telling you, you'd be surprised how many women look good to you when you're 53.

I'd rather have the little blonde Melissa Rauch/Bernadette from that show. Mayim Bialik/Amy (formerly "Blossom") I don't really find physically appealing. She's good on the show though.
 

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MidnightCity said:
Damn, judgemental much? I've always said I like message boards, that's one reason I'm here. I've probably visited the message board of just about every movie or TV show I've ever seen.

With Big Bang Theory, I notice people seem to either love it or hate it. Very few in between.
 

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MidnightCity said:
not being judgemental. i just found it hilarious that there was a message board for the show. i enjoy that show when i catch it.
Brother, there is a message board for everything.

Yeah, Penny is funny. I've never seen a girl who seems to flip back and forth from being hotter than hell to dumpy looking more than she does. It's like it depends on what day of the week it is lol. I'm no fan of fake boobs, but I agree it looks like they did a good job on her.

I've never heard anything about her real personality before.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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I'd let my man river flow progressively in Flow's canal.

I also want the ditsey chick from NCIS LA, Nell i think it is.
 

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i have a thing for redheads too. she's so damn hot to me. I feel you zekko lol.


Im pretty sure i saw her one day about 6 months ago randomlly in LA but not 100% sure. if it was her, she was hot in real life too.
 

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Progressive put a lot of work into selecting Flo. They wanted her to be fvckable in the eyes of men, but not so hot that she intimidated women. They hit that balance perfectly, thus the success of the character.

I think it's the makeup, but Flo reminds me of a blow-up sex doll.

And yeah, I like Wendy's girl, too. But think of all those fat women who eat at Wendy's who hate her for being thin. Pissing off your fat customers is not good business for a restaurant.
 

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i would love to see that wendy's chick's feet. i bet they are very nice looking. redheads always have the best looking feet it's like genetic or some ****.
 

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backbreaker said:
i would love to see that wendy's chick's feet. i bet they are very nice looking. redheads always have the best looking feet it's like genetic or some ****.
But she's not really a redhead.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I'll stick with Alison Brie.
 

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Desdinova said:
Since I don't have cable, I had to do a Google search for the Wendy's chick. WTF is wrong with you???
Lol, Des I know you're kidding, as is BB. But unfortunately, I have learned not to underestimate the stupidity of some of the people on this forum. So for their benefit I will explain:

The woman in your link is the original Wendy Thomas, the actual daughter of the founder of Wendy's, Dave Thomas. She has appeared in a number of commercials. But for the most part, they have replaced her with a younger, hotter, THINNER, blonde actress named Morgan Smith Goodman with her hair dyed red. She's been on the bulk of Wendy's commercials ever since.

The original Wendy unfortunately looks more like you would expect someone who had grown up eating fast food to look.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Espi said:
Flo in my opinion is a 6 on a good day.
Wendys chick is a 7 in my opinion.
I would agree with that, in fact that is exactly how I would rate them. I just have a thing about redheads, even fake ones if they pull it off right. Red hair is very colorful.

Espi said:
Hottest chick to ever appear on that show was the chick who portrayed Sheldon's sister.
I never found her that attractive, maybe she was too tall for my taste. I'd prefer Sheldon's assistant, Alex.
 

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Flo is on a show on FX called "You're the Worst" as a bookshop manager in case anyone is interested in seeing her without the clown makeup of the Progressive ads. She looks good to me, interesting face, would definitely do. BTW, she's 44, makeup in ads led me to think younger.
 

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I've never seen "You're the Worst" but I did know Flo was played by a small time comedienne. I've seen her in a few bit parts in movies and TV shows.

Desdinova said:
Okay, just looked up the younger Wendy's chick. She's pretty average in the face, but I certainly wouldn't kick her out of bed.
Oh, you were serious? I thought you were making a joke, lol.
I agree her face is fairly average, but she's still young enough to be hot. If she didn't have the red hair, I probably wouldn't have given her much notice. Like I said, I have a thing about redheads. Unfortunately, I think a lot of girls dye their hair red in order to get attention.
 

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i would give the wendy's chick a solid 8. just my personal rating scale. i like petite leggy women and she's a redhead. She's just not fit enough to be any higher than that though.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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