"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I witnessed something kind of funny today.

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This isn't a tip, or asking for advice, or anything of that nature...I just witnessed something interesting (and freaking hillarious to me at the time)

So I was sitting in the computer lab at the University I just transferred to working on my term paper. When this fairly attractive girl (I would have only given her a 7 or 8, but her outfit amplified things) came to the center of the row of computers and pulled out her chair. AT THE SAME TIME every single guy (which was about 4 or 5 of them) jerked their heads at light speed like a bunch of prairie dogs in her direction and just googley eyed her, and then jerked their heads back to their screens.

I know it's not that funny to read, but to see it with your own eyes at the moment! :crackup: I couldn't help it! I started laughing so hard I thought my lungs were going to burst! It's like they were syncronized!!

Ahh, maybe I'm just crazy. :yes:
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Lol. I would probably laughed myself if that has happened to me...
 
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I'd keep looking until she looked back
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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DrD77 said:
i would be one of the guys looking at her.
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You'd be one of the countless sheep in the heard.

SomethingClever said:
I'd keep looking until she looked back
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That's the right answer!

HandyAndy said:
go over and d*ck slap her

show her whos boss
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.....uhhh....Yea not so much
 
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haha why slap when you can just go straight for oral penetration!
oh sh1t slipped sorry about that baby, oh in your mouth!

mmmpph..mpph sluurrppppp

yeah dats right. keep going Im going to write a live FR. hah
 
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