"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I witnessed something kind of funny today.

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This isn't a tip, or asking for advice, or anything of that nature...I just witnessed something interesting (and freaking hillarious to me at the time)

So I was sitting in the computer lab at the University I just transferred to working on my term paper. When this fairly attractive girl (I would have only given her a 7 or 8, but her outfit amplified things) came to the center of the row of computers and pulled out her chair. AT THE SAME TIME every single guy (which was about 4 or 5 of them) jerked their heads at light speed like a bunch of prairie dogs in her direction and just googley eyed her, and then jerked their heads back to their screens.

I know it's not that funny to read, but to see it with your own eyes at the moment! :crackup: I couldn't help it! I started laughing so hard I thought my lungs were going to burst! It's like they were syncronized!!

Ahh, maybe I'm just crazy. :yes:
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Lol. I would probably laughed myself if that has happened to me...
 
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I'd keep looking until she looked back
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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DrD77 said:
i would be one of the guys looking at her.
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You'd be one of the countless sheep in the heard.

SomethingClever said:
I'd keep looking until she looked back
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That's the right answer!

HandyAndy said:
go over and d*ck slap her

show her whos boss
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.....uhhh....Yea not so much
 
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haha why slap when you can just go straight for oral penetration!
oh sh1t slipped sorry about that baby, oh in your mouth!

mmmpph..mpph sluurrppppp

yeah dats right. keep going Im going to write a live FR. hah
 
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