"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

Read more...

I witnessed something kind of funny today.

WaRpEd

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Oct 19, 2003
Messages
236
Reaction score
0
Location
Over Yonder
This isn't a tip, or asking for advice, or anything of that nature...I just witnessed something interesting (and freaking hillarious to me at the time)

So I was sitting in the computer lab at the University I just transferred to working on my term paper. When this fairly attractive girl (I would have only given her a 7 or 8, but her outfit amplified things) came to the center of the row of computers and pulled out her chair. AT THE SAME TIME every single guy (which was about 4 or 5 of them) jerked their heads at light speed like a bunch of prairie dogs in her direction and just googley eyed her, and then jerked their heads back to their screens.

I know it's not that funny to read, but to see it with your own eyes at the moment! :crackup: I couldn't help it! I started laughing so hard I thought my lungs were going to burst! It's like they were syncronized!!

Ahh, maybe I'm just crazy. :yes:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

Read more...

kingman

Don Juan
Joined
Aug 19, 2008
Messages
122
Reaction score
1
Lol. I would probably laughed myself if that has happened to me...
 

SomethingClever

Don Juan
Joined
Jun 14, 2007
Messages
73
Reaction score
2
Location
Chicago
I'd keep looking until she looked back
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

Read more...

WaRpEd

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Oct 19, 2003
Messages
236
Reaction score
0
Location
Over Yonder
DrD77 said:
i would be one of the guys looking at her.
You'd be one of the countless sheep in the heard.

SomethingClever said:
I'd keep looking until she looked back
That's the right answer!

HandyAndy said:
go over and d*ck slap her

show her whos boss
.....uhhh....Yea not so much
 

3countriesPlan

Master Don Juan
Joined
Nov 11, 2007
Messages
671
Reaction score
29
Location
Beijing/Seoul/Portland
haha why slap when you can just go straight for oral penetration!
oh sh1t slipped sorry about that baby, oh in your mouth!

mmmpph..mpph sluurrppppp

yeah dats right. keep going Im going to write a live FR. hah
 
Top