"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I witnessed something kind of funny today.

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This isn't a tip, or asking for advice, or anything of that nature...I just witnessed something interesting (and freaking hillarious to me at the time)

So I was sitting in the computer lab at the University I just transferred to working on my term paper. When this fairly attractive girl (I would have only given her a 7 or 8, but her outfit amplified things) came to the center of the row of computers and pulled out her chair. AT THE SAME TIME every single guy (which was about 4 or 5 of them) jerked their heads at light speed like a bunch of prairie dogs in her direction and just googley eyed her, and then jerked their heads back to their screens.

I know it's not that funny to read, but to see it with your own eyes at the moment! :crackup: I couldn't help it! I started laughing so hard I thought my lungs were going to burst! It's like they were syncronized!!

Ahh, maybe I'm just crazy. :yes:
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Lol. I would probably laughed myself if that has happened to me...
 
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I'd keep looking until she looked back
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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DrD77 said:
i would be one of the guys looking at her.
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You'd be one of the countless sheep in the heard.

SomethingClever said:
I'd keep looking until she looked back
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That's the right answer!

HandyAndy said:
go over and d*ck slap her

show her whos boss
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.....uhhh....Yea not so much
 
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haha why slap when you can just go straight for oral penetration!
oh sh1t slipped sorry about that baby, oh in your mouth!

mmmpph..mpph sluurrppppp

yeah dats right. keep going Im going to write a live FR. hah
 
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