"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I witnessed something kind of funny today.

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This isn't a tip, or asking for advice, or anything of that nature...I just witnessed something interesting (and freaking hillarious to me at the time)

So I was sitting in the computer lab at the University I just transferred to working on my term paper. When this fairly attractive girl (I would have only given her a 7 or 8, but her outfit amplified things) came to the center of the row of computers and pulled out her chair. AT THE SAME TIME every single guy (which was about 4 or 5 of them) jerked their heads at light speed like a bunch of prairie dogs in her direction and just googley eyed her, and then jerked their heads back to their screens.

I know it's not that funny to read, but to see it with your own eyes at the moment! :crackup: I couldn't help it! I started laughing so hard I thought my lungs were going to burst! It's like they were syncronized!!

Ahh, maybe I'm just crazy. :yes:
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Lol. I would probably laughed myself if that has happened to me...
 
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I'd keep looking until she looked back
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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DrD77 said:
i would be one of the guys looking at her.
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You'd be one of the countless sheep in the heard.

SomethingClever said:
I'd keep looking until she looked back
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That's the right answer!

HandyAndy said:
go over and d*ck slap her

show her whos boss
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.....uhhh....Yea not so much
 
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haha why slap when you can just go straight for oral penetration!
oh sh1t slipped sorry about that baby, oh in your mouth!

mmmpph..mpph sluurrppppp

yeah dats right. keep going Im going to write a live FR. hah
 
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