"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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I went down on a girl at work..

sozzz

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I licked and sucked her vag... can i get std or aids? I don't know why i'm being so paranoid, maybe cuz it's a random girl at work. I only trust my girlfriend you know. Any advice as to what I can get, if it's minor or severe, let me know guys. thx. never pay attention in health class :(. i only know u can get std/aids if u do intercourse only IF that other person has std/aids. other then that, i dont know any other ways.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Yes you can still get STD's but it will reside in your mouth rather than on your ****. This means that you'll be a lot better of than if you ****ed her.
 

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I don't know why I didn't ask this when I made this thread. The thought just came up now, lol.

Anyway, whenever I go down on her, her p**sy smells like armpits. Before I went down on her, she took a shower too. Don't know why it still smells like armpits. :(
 

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Dear God: a good rule of thumb is " don't sh1t where you eat." you may make things awkward at work. Also you keep eating her? Nothing else happens ? Stories please. How did you even propose this to her?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Realistically, you should have a few drinks on the way home to remove that puzzy smell. Stop in the bar washroom and wash your face. When you get home, brush and gargle with peroxide, and shower. That should do it.
 

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sozzz said:
Anyway, whenever I go down on her, her p**sy smells like armpits. Before I went down on her, she took a shower too. Don't know why it still smells like armpits. :(

LOLOLOLOL :crackup:

Quote of the day.

Dont go down on her anymore.
 

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But seriously, what do you guys think it is? Does she need to work on her hygiene or what?
 
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