"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I went down on a girl at work..

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I licked and sucked her vag... can i get std or aids? I don't know why i'm being so paranoid, maybe cuz it's a random girl at work. I only trust my girlfriend you know. Any advice as to what I can get, if it's minor or severe, let me know guys. thx. never pay attention in health class :(. i only know u can get std/aids if u do intercourse only IF that other person has std/aids. other then that, i dont know any other ways.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Yes you can still get STD's but it will reside in your mouth rather than on your ****. This means that you'll be a lot better of than if you ****ed her.
 
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I don't know why I didn't ask this when I made this thread. The thought just came up now, lol.

Anyway, whenever I go down on her, her p**sy smells like armpits. Before I went down on her, she took a shower too. Don't know why it still smells like armpits. :(
 
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Dear God: a good rule of thumb is " don't sh1t where you eat." you may make things awkward at work. Also you keep eating her? Nothing else happens ? Stories please. How did you even propose this to her?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Realistically, you should have a few drinks on the way home to remove that puzzy smell. Stop in the bar washroom and wash your face. When you get home, brush and gargle with peroxide, and shower. That should do it.
 
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sozzz said:
Anyway, whenever I go down on her, her p**sy smells like armpits. Before I went down on her, she took a shower too. Don't know why it still smells like armpits. :(
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LOLOLOLOL :crackup:

Quote of the day.

Dont go down on her anymore.
 
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But seriously, what do you guys think it is? Does she need to work on her hygiene or what?
 
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