"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I went down on a girl at work..

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I licked and sucked her vag... can i get std or aids? I don't know why i'm being so paranoid, maybe cuz it's a random girl at work. I only trust my girlfriend you know. Any advice as to what I can get, if it's minor or severe, let me know guys. thx. never pay attention in health class :(. i only know u can get std/aids if u do intercourse only IF that other person has std/aids. other then that, i dont know any other ways.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Yes you can still get STD's but it will reside in your mouth rather than on your ****. This means that you'll be a lot better of than if you ****ed her.
 
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I don't know why I didn't ask this when I made this thread. The thought just came up now, lol.

Anyway, whenever I go down on her, her p**sy smells like armpits. Before I went down on her, she took a shower too. Don't know why it still smells like armpits. :(
 
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Dear God: a good rule of thumb is " don't sh1t where you eat." you may make things awkward at work. Also you keep eating her? Nothing else happens ? Stories please. How did you even propose this to her?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Realistically, you should have a few drinks on the way home to remove that puzzy smell. Stop in the bar washroom and wash your face. When you get home, brush and gargle with peroxide, and shower. That should do it.
 
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sozzz said:
Anyway, whenever I go down on her, her p**sy smells like armpits. Before I went down on her, she took a shower too. Don't know why it still smells like armpits. :(
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LOLOLOLOL :crackup:

Quote of the day.

Dont go down on her anymore.
 
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But seriously, what do you guys think it is? Does she need to work on her hygiene or what?
 
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