"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I went down on a girl at work..

sozzz

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I licked and sucked her vag... can i get std or aids? I don't know why i'm being so paranoid, maybe cuz it's a random girl at work. I only trust my girlfriend you know. Any advice as to what I can get, if it's minor or severe, let me know guys. thx. never pay attention in health class :(. i only know u can get std/aids if u do intercourse only IF that other person has std/aids. other then that, i dont know any other ways.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Nik TPT

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Yes you can still get STD's but it will reside in your mouth rather than on your ****. This means that you'll be a lot better of than if you ****ed her.
 

sozzz

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I don't know why I didn't ask this when I made this thread. The thought just came up now, lol.

Anyway, whenever I go down on her, her p**sy smells like armpits. Before I went down on her, she took a shower too. Don't know why it still smells like armpits. :(
 

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Dear God: a good rule of thumb is " don't sh1t where you eat." you may make things awkward at work. Also you keep eating her? Nothing else happens ? Stories please. How did you even propose this to her?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Down Low

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Realistically, you should have a few drinks on the way home to remove that puzzy smell. Stop in the bar washroom and wash your face. When you get home, brush and gargle with peroxide, and shower. That should do it.
 

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sozzz said:
Anyway, whenever I go down on her, her p**sy smells like armpits. Before I went down on her, she took a shower too. Don't know why it still smells like armpits. :(

LOLOLOLOL :crackup:

Quote of the day.

Dont go down on her anymore.
 

sozzz

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But seriously, what do you guys think it is? Does she need to work on her hygiene or what?
 
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