She slips me the extra $20 after we are done.
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
i was buying food and then cashier touched my hand when giving me rest of money and
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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That's what I thought the OP would be after seeing the title
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You know nothing, John Snow.
Go back to the store, buy a whole load of groceries, then pay for every item separately. Pay with your d1ck instead of the old tradional right hand. She will have to touch it. In about an hour, your handjOb will be finished. Inside the nearest police station. By the hobo from the next cell. Still a better love story than Twilight.
You could keep buying lots of small items in separate transactions without leaving the store, so that way you get to touch her hand quite a lot. Pay for chewing gum, then go back and pick up a candy bar, pay for that, then go back.....you get the idea
You're gonna need a cigarette at the end of it all
You're gonna need a cigarette at the end of it all
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I stand by my strategy.
Also why are you advising him to keep comming back? Once is enough for a phone number.
As long as he keeps comming back without asking her out, he will only get fat(candy bars), ashtray breath(cigarettes) and diarrhea (too much gum).
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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I know OP was making a spoof thread about misread signals. But I've had cashiers/baggers drop hints HARD.
This one time at Band camp Costco.....
The 40 something milf was boxing my stuff on a Saturday afternoon, made a point of telling me she got off work in 15 minutes and her kids were at her parents house the rest of the afternoon. And then my wife (at the time) walked up and gave her the dirtiest glare....she looked down and turned beet red...
There has got to be an easier way of determining if people in Customer service are being "Polite-friendly" or "Interested friendly"
When I had a bartender get off shift, come sit next to me at the bar, buy me a drink, and then later ask me to walk her to her car...I got the message.
When the diner waitress wrote her number on the check ....I got the message.
When the customer tapped my ring and said "if you weren't married, I'd ask you out here and now", I got the message....
This one time at
The 40 something milf was boxing my stuff on a Saturday afternoon, made a point of telling me she got off work in 15 minutes and her kids were at her parents house the rest of the afternoon. And then my wife (at the time) walked up and gave her the dirtiest glare....she looked down and turned beet red...
There has got to be an easier way of determining if people in Customer service are being "Polite-friendly" or "Interested friendly"
When I had a bartender get off shift, come sit next to me at the bar, buy me a drink, and then later ask me to walk her to her car...I got the message.
When the diner waitress wrote her number on the check ....I got the message.
When the customer tapped my ring and said "if you weren't married, I'd ask you out here and now", I got the message....