She slips me the extra $20 after we are done.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
i was buying food and then cashier touched my hand when giving me rest of money and
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That's what I thought the OP would be after seeing the title
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You know nothing, John Snow.
Go back to the store, buy a whole load of groceries, then pay for every item separately. Pay with your d1ck instead of the old tradional right hand. She will have to touch it. In about an hour, your handjOb will be finished. Inside the nearest police station. By the hobo from the next cell. Still a better love story than Twilight.
You could keep buying lots of small items in separate transactions without leaving the store, so that way you get to touch her hand quite a lot. Pay for chewing gum, then go back and pick up a candy bar, pay for that, then go back.....you get the idea
You're gonna need a cigarette at the end of it all
You're gonna need a cigarette at the end of it all
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I stand by my strategy.
Also why are you advising him to keep comming back? Once is enough for a phone number.
As long as he keeps comming back without asking her out, he will only get fat(candy bars), ashtray breath(cigarettes) and diarrhea (too much gum).
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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I know OP was making a spoof thread about misread signals. But I've had cashiers/baggers drop hints HARD.
This one time at Band camp Costco.....
The 40 something milf was boxing my stuff on a Saturday afternoon, made a point of telling me she got off work in 15 minutes and her kids were at her parents house the rest of the afternoon. And then my wife (at the time) walked up and gave her the dirtiest glare....she looked down and turned beet red...
There has got to be an easier way of determining if people in Customer service are being "Polite-friendly" or "Interested friendly"
When I had a bartender get off shift, come sit next to me at the bar, buy me a drink, and then later ask me to walk her to her car...I got the message.
When the diner waitress wrote her number on the check ....I got the message.
When the customer tapped my ring and said "if you weren't married, I'd ask you out here and now", I got the message....
This one time at
The 40 something milf was boxing my stuff on a Saturday afternoon, made a point of telling me she got off work in 15 minutes and her kids were at her parents house the rest of the afternoon. And then my wife (at the time) walked up and gave her the dirtiest glare....she looked down and turned beet red...
There has got to be an easier way of determining if people in Customer service are being "Polite-friendly" or "Interested friendly"
When I had a bartender get off shift, come sit next to me at the bar, buy me a drink, and then later ask me to walk her to her car...I got the message.
When the diner waitress wrote her number on the check ....I got the message.
When the customer tapped my ring and said "if you weren't married, I'd ask you out here and now", I got the message....