She slips me the extra $20 after we are done.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
i was buying food and then cashier touched my hand when giving me rest of money and
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
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That's what I thought the OP would be after seeing the title
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You know nothing, John Snow.
Go back to the store, buy a whole load of groceries, then pay for every item separately. Pay with your d1ck instead of the old tradional right hand. She will have to touch it. In about an hour, your handjOb will be finished. Inside the nearest police station. By the hobo from the next cell. Still a better love story than Twilight.
You could keep buying lots of small items in separate transactions without leaving the store, so that way you get to touch her hand quite a lot. Pay for chewing gum, then go back and pick up a candy bar, pay for that, then go back.....you get the idea
You're gonna need a cigarette at the end of it all
You're gonna need a cigarette at the end of it all
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I stand by my strategy.
Also why are you advising him to keep comming back? Once is enough for a phone number.
As long as he keeps comming back without asking her out, he will only get fat(candy bars), ashtray breath(cigarettes) and diarrhea (too much gum).
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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I know OP was making a spoof thread about misread signals. But I've had cashiers/baggers drop hints HARD.
This one time at Band camp Costco.....
The 40 something milf was boxing my stuff on a Saturday afternoon, made a point of telling me she got off work in 15 minutes and her kids were at her parents house the rest of the afternoon. And then my wife (at the time) walked up and gave her the dirtiest glare....she looked down and turned beet red...
There has got to be an easier way of determining if people in Customer service are being "Polite-friendly" or "Interested friendly"
When I had a bartender get off shift, come sit next to me at the bar, buy me a drink, and then later ask me to walk her to her car...I got the message.
When the diner waitress wrote her number on the check ....I got the message.
When the customer tapped my ring and said "if you weren't married, I'd ask you out here and now", I got the message....
This one time at
The 40 something milf was boxing my stuff on a Saturday afternoon, made a point of telling me she got off work in 15 minutes and her kids were at her parents house the rest of the afternoon. And then my wife (at the time) walked up and gave her the dirtiest glare....she looked down and turned beet red...
There has got to be an easier way of determining if people in Customer service are being "Polite-friendly" or "Interested friendly"
When I had a bartender get off shift, come sit next to me at the bar, buy me a drink, and then later ask me to walk her to her car...I got the message.
When the diner waitress wrote her number on the check ....I got the message.
When the customer tapped my ring and said "if you weren't married, I'd ask you out here and now", I got the message....