BackInTheGame78
Moderator
- Joined
- Sep 10, 2014
- Messages
- 16,955
- Reaction score
- 19,274
Maybe you could read the Quran with her.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Pierce Manhammer
Moderator
What the actual fack? She ges to slap
Him and when he does the same a bunch of these simp arse Desi shytes brutally attack him? What the fack is wrong with that country?
Pierce Manhammer
Moderator
Yeah well the muzzies like buggering 12 year old boys, and they can still consider themselves pious and religious men, so you never know…
BoomToTheMoonAlice
Senior Don Juan
- Joined
- Sep 22, 2023
- Messages
- 425
- Reaction score
- 242
Situation update
i went to the institution again . chick was hiding in different room and came out just when was about to leave after medical procedure. this time we didn't speak at all. Too awkward from previous encounter
i went to the institution again . chick was hiding in different room and came out just when was about to leave after medical procedure. this time we didn't speak at all. Too awkward from previous encounter
I emphasise with the guy,girl attacked first
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
/srs?
bat soup
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Apr 10, 2020
- Messages
- 4,210
- Reaction score
- 4,701
- Age
- 46
Now every time a man mentions shaving pubic hair she'll run away and hide.
MatureDJ
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Apr 30, 2006
- Messages
- 12,738
- Reaction score
- 5,156
What if I'm the talent manager at a strip joint?
