"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
I want to bang this girl's mom
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
I mean, no doubt she sexually experienced, and i don't think i mum would want to sleep with someone younger than her, unless she's lookin to.
Sadly. Sigh, life goes on, I guess...cjyogz said:and i don't think i mum would want to sleep with someone younger than her, unless she's lookin to.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
I think the basic strategy is to avoid personal conact with her daughter to make yourself look less like "[names] friend"
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I love how we have to make excuses for watching embarrassing shows...I do it all the time.Steg said:Lol, this was on Oprah once (mom was watching TV and I was grounded)
"Are you watching Oprah??"
"Oh, uh, um, urh, just uh flipping through channels you know not really watching it, just uh..":crackup:
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have any of you ever f.ucked someone's mom? honestly?superchristx said:Older women are in their sexual prime, often surrounded by a lot of ugly and/or old men. Dress your sexiest, lots of body language, and be obvious about it. If she's the kind of MILF that you would want, there should be no prob.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Yes.ValleyDJing said:have any of you ever f.ucked someone's mom? honestly?
"Nobody", tell us more about your current situation. We can help you out. It can be done.
But first, change that (deafitist) mentality.
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Yes,your legal and old enough she wont get in trouble neither will YOU got for it you virgin,lolzMonkey D. Luffy said:I wanna bang my friend's aunt. She has a tattoo across her back and down her right breast and has a nice puerto rican ass. I'm 18 and she's 36...think I should go for it?
Hmm, in a way if you didnt know this lady and the awkerdness it brings up it could even be an 'easy kill' unless women loosing points for age stoped. Chaneg and sticky this thread to MILF discusion?
Nobody said:*sigh* I don't think any DJ tactic will ever get me that...
Not with that attitude you won't.
Plus stop making USELESS THREADS for people to help you out on something you TRULY DON'T WANT!
YOU FVCKEN NEWBIE!
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Umm I weigh 110 lbs at 5-11. I'm confident around everyone (except extremely gorgeous babes that are older than me), except I sort of revert to AFC ways whenever I'm around former one-itis. Only had 1 girlfriend who was 1 year older than me... she was about a 6, and girls usually don't have crushes on me, so I assume I'm not that good looking. I can tell her mom likes me as a person, but not like me like me.
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