"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
I want to bang this girl's mom
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
I mean, no doubt she sexually experienced, and i don't think i mum would want to sleep with someone younger than her, unless she's lookin to.
Sadly. Sigh, life goes on, I guess...cjyogz said:and i don't think i mum would want to sleep with someone younger than her, unless she's lookin to.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
I think the basic strategy is to avoid personal conact with her daughter to make yourself look less like "[names] friend"
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I love how we have to make excuses for watching embarrassing shows...I do it all the time.Steg said:Lol, this was on Oprah once (mom was watching TV and I was grounded)
"Are you watching Oprah??"
"Oh, uh, um, urh, just uh flipping through channels you know not really watching it, just uh..":crackup:
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have any of you ever f.ucked someone's mom? honestly?superchristx said:Older women are in their sexual prime, often surrounded by a lot of ugly and/or old men. Dress your sexiest, lots of body language, and be obvious about it. If she's the kind of MILF that you would want, there should be no prob.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Yes.ValleyDJing said:have any of you ever f.ucked someone's mom? honestly?
"Nobody", tell us more about your current situation. We can help you out. It can be done.
But first, change that (deafitist) mentality.
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Yes,your legal and old enough she wont get in trouble neither will YOU got for it you virgin,lolzMonkey D. Luffy said:I wanna bang my friend's aunt. She has a tattoo across her back and down her right breast and has a nice puerto rican ass. I'm 18 and she's 36...think I should go for it?
Hmm, in a way if you didnt know this lady and the awkerdness it brings up it could even be an 'easy kill' unless women loosing points for age stoped. Chaneg and sticky this thread to MILF discusion?
Nobody said:*sigh* I don't think any DJ tactic will ever get me that...
Not with that attitude you won't.
Plus stop making USELESS THREADS for people to help you out on something you TRULY DON'T WANT!
YOU FVCKEN NEWBIE!
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Umm I weigh 110 lbs at 5-11. I'm confident around everyone (except extremely gorgeous babes that are older than me), except I sort of revert to AFC ways whenever I'm around former one-itis. Only had 1 girlfriend who was 1 year older than me... she was about a 6, and girls usually don't have crushes on me, so I assume I'm not that good looking. I can tell her mom likes me as a person, but not like me like me.
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