"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I want to bang this girl's mom
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
I mean, no doubt she sexually experienced, and i don't think i mum would want to sleep with someone younger than her, unless she's lookin to.
Sadly. Sigh, life goes on, I guess...cjyogz said:and i don't think i mum would want to sleep with someone younger than her, unless she's lookin to.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
I think the basic strategy is to avoid personal conact with her daughter to make yourself look less like "[names] friend"
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I love how we have to make excuses for watching embarrassing shows...I do it all the time.Steg said:Lol, this was on Oprah once (mom was watching TV and I was grounded)
"Are you watching Oprah??"
"Oh, uh, um, urh, just uh flipping through channels you know not really watching it, just uh..":crackup:
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have any of you ever f.ucked someone's mom? honestly?superchristx said:Older women are in their sexual prime, often surrounded by a lot of ugly and/or old men. Dress your sexiest, lots of body language, and be obvious about it. If she's the kind of MILF that you would want, there should be no prob.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Yes.ValleyDJing said:have any of you ever f.ucked someone's mom? honestly?
"Nobody", tell us more about your current situation. We can help you out. It can be done.
But first, change that (deafitist) mentality.
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Yes,your legal and old enough she wont get in trouble neither will YOU got for it you virgin,lolzMonkey D. Luffy said:I wanna bang my friend's aunt. She has a tattoo across her back and down her right breast and has a nice puerto rican ass. I'm 18 and she's 36...think I should go for it?
Hmm, in a way if you didnt know this lady and the awkerdness it brings up it could even be an 'easy kill' unless women loosing points for age stoped. Chaneg and sticky this thread to MILF discusion?
Nobody said:*sigh* I don't think any DJ tactic will ever get me that...
Not with that attitude you won't.
Plus stop making USELESS THREADS for people to help you out on something you TRULY DON'T WANT!
YOU FVCKEN NEWBIE!
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Umm I weigh 110 lbs at 5-11. I'm confident around everyone (except extremely gorgeous babes that are older than me), except I sort of revert to AFC ways whenever I'm around former one-itis. Only had 1 girlfriend who was 1 year older than me... she was about a 6, and girls usually don't have crushes on me, so I assume I'm not that good looking. I can tell her mom likes me as a person, but not like me like me.
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