"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
I want to bang this girl's mom
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
I mean, no doubt she sexually experienced, and i don't think i mum would want to sleep with someone younger than her, unless she's lookin to.
Sadly. Sigh, life goes on, I guess...cjyogz said:and i don't think i mum would want to sleep with someone younger than her, unless she's lookin to.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
I think the basic strategy is to avoid personal conact with her daughter to make yourself look less like "[names] friend"
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I love how we have to make excuses for watching embarrassing shows...I do it all the time.Steg said:Lol, this was on Oprah once (mom was watching TV and I was grounded)
"Are you watching Oprah??"
"Oh, uh, um, urh, just uh flipping through channels you know not really watching it, just uh..":crackup:
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have any of you ever f.ucked someone's mom? honestly?superchristx said:Older women are in their sexual prime, often surrounded by a lot of ugly and/or old men. Dress your sexiest, lots of body language, and be obvious about it. If she's the kind of MILF that you would want, there should be no prob.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Yes.ValleyDJing said:have any of you ever f.ucked someone's mom? honestly?
"Nobody", tell us more about your current situation. We can help you out. It can be done.
But first, change that (deafitist) mentality.
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Yes,your legal and old enough she wont get in trouble neither will YOU got for it you virgin,lolzMonkey D. Luffy said:I wanna bang my friend's aunt. She has a tattoo across her back and down her right breast and has a nice puerto rican ass. I'm 18 and she's 36...think I should go for it?
Hmm, in a way if you didnt know this lady and the awkerdness it brings up it could even be an 'easy kill' unless women loosing points for age stoped. Chaneg and sticky this thread to MILF discusion?
Nobody said:*sigh* I don't think any DJ tactic will ever get me that...
Not with that attitude you won't.
Plus stop making USELESS THREADS for people to help you out on something you TRULY DON'T WANT!
YOU FVCKEN NEWBIE!
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Umm I weigh 110 lbs at 5-11. I'm confident around everyone (except extremely gorgeous babes that are older than me), except I sort of revert to AFC ways whenever I'm around former one-itis. Only had 1 girlfriend who was 1 year older than me... she was about a 6, and girls usually don't have crushes on me, so I assume I'm not that good looking. I can tell her mom likes me as a person, but not like me like me.
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