"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I think I mess up, fart

jlee

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So I was making out hot and heavy with this girl. She was on top of me, getting ready to take her shirt off. I let loose a rip, and she heard it. She said " you did not just do that." I just smiled, try to pull her close to me and continue kissing. But she said its too hot, got off me. She went into the bathroom clean up. Went back out into living room and grab her stuff and said she had to go. I was like wow... I really mess up this time...

I'm not sure what to do now...
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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WaterTiger

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:nono: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :nono:

Oh DAAAAMN that was funny!
 

J-Bone

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haha wow man! i'd have to say the hell with her and good ridance. she is too uptight and prissy. i've dated a bunch of girls who just laugh that or i'd have them so turned on they would ignore it because they wouldn't dare do anything that might possibly make me stop
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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WaterTiger

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I don't know if you can recover from this. Some people take flatulence as a HUGE social no-no. It's a natural body function like burping. I'd have laughed it off and teased you about it. Sounds like this girl has NO sense of humor, you probably didn't want her anyway.

Life ain't perfect...farts happen!
 

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I'm lactose intolerant and that morning I was eating cereal. I know I shouldn't be eating cereal and drinking milk but I did anyways. I sent her an sms explaining why I let out gas and that I was embarrass about it.

Man talk about messing up...
 

SaucyBoy

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You messed up but so did she. She is ready to fvck you but she can't stand to hear a fart? It's different if she was down there and it went right into her face.

Now you know that you should stick to food you can handle man.
 

superchristx

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That's ridiculous, I don't care how hot she is everybody farts. How long are you supposed to hold in your farts? What if you married her? That would be forty years of squeezing your ******* closed.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I.A.F.Y.B.

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Oh well, theres always more fishes to sleep with. Just let that be a lesson to you for next time :crackup: I'm susprised she got so offended hasn't she ever farted or queefed before?
 

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No it wasn't a wet one. It was a small fart, didn't even smell. That's all.
 

Teflon_Mcgee

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I don't know, if some girl did that to me I'd be pretty turned off.

There's a time and a place, and that's not it. She overreacted, but you definatley killed the mood.

When the moods gone, the moods gone.
 

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Take a look at it from her point of view.

It would be a lot harder for her to respect herself if she went any further with you. Girls really don't like being thought of as slvts.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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guru1000

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Consider this a means to an end. She did you a favor, by saving you grief down the road. She's not flexible, lose her!
 

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Leave another fart on her voicemail :crackup:
 
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