"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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i put this to you: you are not as good looking as you think

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Are you guys like, gay or something?

Cuz most straight guys would, you know, not talk about each other's hair.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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how bout someone closes this stupid thread right now?

who cares how good-looking other guys on the forum are?
lets save our energy for more meaningful (and intelligent) topics
 

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Capt.Jack Sparrow said:
nooooo d!ck you can't use that as lube
but hey go ahead and try it.. if you wanna have sex with a greaser boy
just not me

Dis von time i make sex vith greaser girl. I was no lube so i tell her "rub your head like belly of budda" she did dat and i get lube.



Its ok buddy, i save greaser boy for you.:up:
You liiiiiike huh ??



Wawawiwa
 

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But I Am Beautiful!
 

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maverick i dont know where you live or how youre doing there but down here you would get mugged and your pretty face broken.

its amazing how different good looks can be from place to place.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Capt.Jack Sparrow said:
thanks!
Its called a "Pompadour"
...its what a lot of us modern greasers have now a days
Yes theres still a **** load of greasers around (yes were still around)... basicly theres one huge ass scene in cali.. but than again all over the world its a huge scene
Hey, diplomatic_lies you're gay...CJS has cool hair.

By the way, Captain, I have a question. I bought some of that Pompadour stuff once, but how much do you use, and how exactly do you get your hair that way? Is it really stiff when you're done, and then how do you wash it out later when you shower...regular shampoo or a special kind? Do you need to have a special type of hair to do that...like, I have somewhat curly/wavy hair that gets frizzy sometimes.

Thanks for any tips.
 

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~attrACTION~ said:
Hey, diplomatic_lies you're gay...CJS has cool hair.

By the way, Captain, I have a question. I bought some of that Pompadour stuff once, but how much do you use, and how exactly do you get your hair that way? Is it really stiff when you're done, and then how do you wash it out later when you shower...regular shampoo or a special kind? Do you need to have a special type of hair to do that...like, I have somewhat curly/wavy hair that gets frizzy sometimes.

Thanks for any tips.


bro if you wanna get your hair standing up, try wax, its especially good for those who have curly/wavy hair and wanna get it standing up straight. Its just a bvtch to take out.
 

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I bet a million ducks Captain Jack uses Black & White wax. It's The King Of Hair-Wax.

I like picture threads.
 

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~attrACTION~ said:
Hey, diplomatic_lies you're gay...CJS has cool hair.

By the way, Captain, I have a question. I bought some of that Pompadour stuff once, but how much do you use, and how exactly do you get your hair that way? Is it really stiff when you're done, and then how do you wash it out later when you shower...regular shampoo or a special kind? Do you need to have a special type of hair to do that...like, I have somewhat curly/wavy hair that gets frizzy sometimes.

Thanks for any tips.
I use Murrays Pomade
I can't really explain how I comb it.. but theres a link where a guy shows how he does his but i do it a different way.. check it out anyways (note: he parts his hair. parting your hair or not is your peference)
http://www.geocities.com/pompadour101/instructions.html

Is it stiff when im done? It depends on the temperature cause of the grease
If its hot it melts down (bad!) if its cool/night/cloudy than it'll stay stiff and wont melt

charm was right its a f**kin ***** to wash out depending on how much you put it.. I put in gobs of grease so I dont try washing it out often but I run shampoo through it every 4 days or so. to get it out.. uhh theres some sh!t called Dax's vegitable oil shampoo i havent found it yet though

my hair is wavy/straight so it comes out f**kin clean

curly hair styles usually come out looking not so great

but depends how curly your hair is i mean if its out of control curly than your gonna have a problem
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Cool tip Charm...and thanks Capt. for the explanation, I'm going to try that out soon :up:

Capt.Jack Sparrow said:
I use Murrays Pomade
I can't really explain how I comb it.. but theres a link where a guy shows how he does his but i do it a different way.. check it out anyways (note: he parts his hair. parting your hair or not is your peference)
http://www.geocities.com/pompadour101/instructions.html

Is it stiff when im done? It depends on the temperature cause of the grease
If its hot it melts down (bad!) if its cool/night/cloudy than it'll stay stiff and wont melt

charm was right its a f**kin ***** to wash out depending on how much you put it.. I put in gobs of grease so I dont try washing it out often but I run shampoo through it every 4 days or so. to get it out.. uhh theres some sh!t called Dax's vegitable oil shampoo i havent found it yet though

my hair is wavy/straight so it comes out f**kin clean

curly hair styles usually come out looking not so great

but depends how curly your hair is i mean if its out of control curly than your gonna have a problem
 

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Capt.Jack Sparrow said:
I use Murrays Pomade
I can't really explain how I comb it.. but theres a link where a guy shows how he does his but i do it a different way.. check it out anyways (note: he parts his hair. parting your hair or not is your peference)
http://www.geocities.com/pompadour101/instructions.html

Is it stiff when im done? It depends on the temperature cause of the grease
If its hot it melts down (bad!) if its cool/night/cloudy than it'll stay stiff and wont melt

charm was right its a f**kin ***** to wash out depending on how much you put it.. I put in gobs of grease so I dont try washing it out often but I run shampoo through it every 4 days or so. to get it out.. uhh theres some sh!t called Dax's vegitable oil shampoo i havent found it yet though

my hair is wavy/straight so it comes out f**kin clean

curly hair styles usually come out looking not so great

but depends how curly your hair is i mean if its out of control curly than your gonna have a problem

bro which way do you wash it out.

Ive tried this:

shampoo

then use conditionar 3 or 4 times letting it stay a couple minutes.

I also heard if you use baby oil it helps take it out.

Try it out and tell me about it :D

Ya diffently, i have a couple of greaser pals and when its hot youde see them constantly combing their hair up cuz is kept melting :crackup: thats a pain too.
 

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dear lord this thread was bad enough when it started. Now it's degrated to a bad episode of Growing Up Gotti.

"Wherez mi hare gel?":rolleyes:
 

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PRMoon said:
dear lord this thread was bad enough when it started. Now it's degrated to a bad episode of Growing Up Gotti.

"Wherez mi hare gel?":rolleyes:
Greasers are totally awesome and so are their pomps, end of.
 

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Originally Posted by PlasticSurgeon
has everyone seen my pecs????
Deus ex Pianoforte said:
They're not THAT bad dude. Try eating cleaner, and up the cardio. Also, I had Hydroxycut is great for getting rid of excess body fat.
Hahaha, that had me rofl.

Plastic Surgeon, not sure if you were being serious (kinda hard to believe) but you are a long way from being "jacked beyond jacked". (At the same time, yes you are better than the average lifter, but come on, get a grip on reality.)
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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