"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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i put this to you: you are not as good looking as you think

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Are you guys like, gay or something?

Cuz most straight guys would, you know, not talk about each other's hair.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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how bout someone closes this stupid thread right now?

who cares how good-looking other guys on the forum are?
lets save our energy for more meaningful (and intelligent) topics
 

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Capt.Jack Sparrow said:
nooooo d!ck you can't use that as lube
but hey go ahead and try it.. if you wanna have sex with a greaser boy
just not me

Dis von time i make sex vith greaser girl. I was no lube so i tell her "rub your head like belly of budda" she did dat and i get lube.



Its ok buddy, i save greaser boy for you.:up:
You liiiiiike huh ??



Wawawiwa
 

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But I Am Beautiful!
 

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maverick i dont know where you live or how youre doing there but down here you would get mugged and your pretty face broken.

its amazing how different good looks can be from place to place.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Capt.Jack Sparrow said:
thanks!
Its called a "Pompadour"
...its what a lot of us modern greasers have now a days
Yes theres still a **** load of greasers around (yes were still around)... basicly theres one huge ass scene in cali.. but than again all over the world its a huge scene
Hey, diplomatic_lies you're gay...CJS has cool hair.

By the way, Captain, I have a question. I bought some of that Pompadour stuff once, but how much do you use, and how exactly do you get your hair that way? Is it really stiff when you're done, and then how do you wash it out later when you shower...regular shampoo or a special kind? Do you need to have a special type of hair to do that...like, I have somewhat curly/wavy hair that gets frizzy sometimes.

Thanks for any tips.
 

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~attrACTION~ said:
Hey, diplomatic_lies you're gay...CJS has cool hair.

By the way, Captain, I have a question. I bought some of that Pompadour stuff once, but how much do you use, and how exactly do you get your hair that way? Is it really stiff when you're done, and then how do you wash it out later when you shower...regular shampoo or a special kind? Do you need to have a special type of hair to do that...like, I have somewhat curly/wavy hair that gets frizzy sometimes.

Thanks for any tips.


bro if you wanna get your hair standing up, try wax, its especially good for those who have curly/wavy hair and wanna get it standing up straight. Its just a bvtch to take out.
 

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I bet a million ducks Captain Jack uses Black & White wax. It's The King Of Hair-Wax.

I like picture threads.
 

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~attrACTION~ said:
Hey, diplomatic_lies you're gay...CJS has cool hair.

By the way, Captain, I have a question. I bought some of that Pompadour stuff once, but how much do you use, and how exactly do you get your hair that way? Is it really stiff when you're done, and then how do you wash it out later when you shower...regular shampoo or a special kind? Do you need to have a special type of hair to do that...like, I have somewhat curly/wavy hair that gets frizzy sometimes.

Thanks for any tips.
I use Murrays Pomade
I can't really explain how I comb it.. but theres a link where a guy shows how he does his but i do it a different way.. check it out anyways (note: he parts his hair. parting your hair or not is your peference)
http://www.geocities.com/pompadour101/instructions.html

Is it stiff when im done? It depends on the temperature cause of the grease
If its hot it melts down (bad!) if its cool/night/cloudy than it'll stay stiff and wont melt

charm was right its a f**kin ***** to wash out depending on how much you put it.. I put in gobs of grease so I dont try washing it out often but I run shampoo through it every 4 days or so. to get it out.. uhh theres some sh!t called Dax's vegitable oil shampoo i havent found it yet though

my hair is wavy/straight so it comes out f**kin clean

curly hair styles usually come out looking not so great

but depends how curly your hair is i mean if its out of control curly than your gonna have a problem
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Cool tip Charm...and thanks Capt. for the explanation, I'm going to try that out soon :up:

Capt.Jack Sparrow said:
I use Murrays Pomade
I can't really explain how I comb it.. but theres a link where a guy shows how he does his but i do it a different way.. check it out anyways (note: he parts his hair. parting your hair or not is your peference)
http://www.geocities.com/pompadour101/instructions.html

Is it stiff when im done? It depends on the temperature cause of the grease
If its hot it melts down (bad!) if its cool/night/cloudy than it'll stay stiff and wont melt

charm was right its a f**kin ***** to wash out depending on how much you put it.. I put in gobs of grease so I dont try washing it out often but I run shampoo through it every 4 days or so. to get it out.. uhh theres some sh!t called Dax's vegitable oil shampoo i havent found it yet though

my hair is wavy/straight so it comes out f**kin clean

curly hair styles usually come out looking not so great

but depends how curly your hair is i mean if its out of control curly than your gonna have a problem
 

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Capt.Jack Sparrow said:
I use Murrays Pomade
I can't really explain how I comb it.. but theres a link where a guy shows how he does his but i do it a different way.. check it out anyways (note: he parts his hair. parting your hair or not is your peference)
http://www.geocities.com/pompadour101/instructions.html

Is it stiff when im done? It depends on the temperature cause of the grease
If its hot it melts down (bad!) if its cool/night/cloudy than it'll stay stiff and wont melt

charm was right its a f**kin ***** to wash out depending on how much you put it.. I put in gobs of grease so I dont try washing it out often but I run shampoo through it every 4 days or so. to get it out.. uhh theres some sh!t called Dax's vegitable oil shampoo i havent found it yet though

my hair is wavy/straight so it comes out f**kin clean

curly hair styles usually come out looking not so great

but depends how curly your hair is i mean if its out of control curly than your gonna have a problem

bro which way do you wash it out.

Ive tried this:

shampoo

then use conditionar 3 or 4 times letting it stay a couple minutes.

I also heard if you use baby oil it helps take it out.

Try it out and tell me about it :D

Ya diffently, i have a couple of greaser pals and when its hot youde see them constantly combing their hair up cuz is kept melting :crackup: thats a pain too.
 

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dear lord this thread was bad enough when it started. Now it's degrated to a bad episode of Growing Up Gotti.

"Wherez mi hare gel?":rolleyes:
 

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PRMoon said:
dear lord this thread was bad enough when it started. Now it's degrated to a bad episode of Growing Up Gotti.

"Wherez mi hare gel?":rolleyes:
Greasers are totally awesome and so are their pomps, end of.
 

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Originally Posted by PlasticSurgeon
has everyone seen my pecs????
Deus ex Pianoforte said:
They're not THAT bad dude. Try eating cleaner, and up the cardio. Also, I had Hydroxycut is great for getting rid of excess body fat.
Hahaha, that had me rofl.

Plastic Surgeon, not sure if you were being serious (kinda hard to believe) but you are a long way from being "jacked beyond jacked". (At the same time, yes you are better than the average lifter, but come on, get a grip on reality.)
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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