My crush glanced at me and ngl when that happened, i literally nutted in my pants. She then went on to sit in the front row and i couldn't stop staring at her. Ngl shes so pretty i wish i can just have her be mines. Lowkey was mirin her from afar
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
I nutted in my pants today in class when seeing my crush look at me
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
RoadKing_Rabbit
Senior Don Juan
Make a move. She clearly passed the first test. The b0ner test.
BackInTheGame78
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Imagine how disappointed she will be when OP has already blown 3 loads in his pants and is spent before he even kisses her.
Hamurabimbi
Master Don Juan
Thanks for sharing.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
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Did you get a photo of her with your smartphone? We want to see if she's really that good.
If you don't want to share her photo...what is it about her bodytype that caused that reaction? Was she thick with good assets or a spinner or hourglass figure?
If you don't want to share her photo...what is it about her bodytype that caused that reaction? Was she thick with good assets or a spinner or hourglass figure?
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FlexpertHamilton
Master Don Juan
"believe me alright, you gotta wear a condom when you go to sleep so you don't jizz in your pants" - bobo
this applies to classrooms too. you must always wear a condom if you expect to jizz your pants uncontrollably
this applies to classrooms too. you must always wear a condom if you expect to jizz your pants uncontrollably
