"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I nutted in my pants today in class when seeing my crush look at me

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My crush glanced at me and ngl when that happened, i literally nutted in my pants. She then went on to sit in the front row and i couldn't stop staring at her. Ngl shes so pretty i wish i can just have her be mines. Lowkey was mirin her from afar
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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RoadKing_Rabbit

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Make a move. She clearly passed the first test. The b0ner test.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Did you get a photo of her with your smartphone? We want to see if she's really that good.
If you don't want to share her photo...what is it about her bodytype that caused that reaction? Was she thick with good assets or a spinner or hourglass figure?
 
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"believe me alright, you gotta wear a condom when you go to sleep so you don't jizz in your pants" - bobo

this applies to classrooms too. you must always wear a condom if you expect to jizz your pants uncontrollably
 
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