My crush glanced at me and ngl when that happened, i literally nutted in my pants. She then went on to sit in the front row and i couldn't stop staring at her. Ngl shes so pretty i wish i can just have her be mines. Lowkey was mirin her from afar
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
I nutted in my pants today in class when seeing my crush look at me
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
RoadKing_Rabbit
Senior Don Juan
Make a move. She clearly passed the first test. The b0ner test.
BackInTheGame78
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Imagine how disappointed she will be when OP has already blown 3 loads in his pants and is spent before he even kisses her.
Hamurabimbi
Master Don Juan
Thanks for sharing.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
corrector
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Did you get a photo of her with your smartphone? We want to see if she's really that good.
If you don't want to share her photo...what is it about her bodytype that caused that reaction? Was she thick with good assets or a spinner or hourglass figure?
If you don't want to share her photo...what is it about her bodytype that caused that reaction? Was she thick with good assets or a spinner or hourglass figure?
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FlexpertHamilton
Master Don Juan
"believe me alright, you gotta wear a condom when you go to sleep so you don't jizz in your pants" - bobo
this applies to classrooms too. you must always wear a condom if you expect to jizz your pants uncontrollably
this applies to classrooms too. you must always wear a condom if you expect to jizz your pants uncontrollably
