"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I need to give her a raincheck on seex.

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2 weeks ago I fvcked a slvt. Recieved oral, possibly gave oral, but I wore a condom during the seex.
I was really drunk, and made a bad decision. rumors spread, I was apparently like the 8th guy since school started, and i even heard a rumor she has gonorrhea. Seeing as how I was planning on getting tested soon, I thought I'd man up and get it done.
Appointment is set for Friday morning at 9. Lone behold the senior that I've been going back and forth with flirting with and I set up to go on a date this week, sushi. I can go through a date, get a kiss, and f-close her another night. WRONG!! this is where you come in.

Patrick124: aight well 6ish it is.
Molly: yeppp thats fine
Molly: hm i may go out thurs
Molly: that night
Patrick124: i'm def going out ha
Molly: and all my roomies will be gone and i will be lonely here by myself
Patrick124: i just might be able to help make sure your ass gets home safely ha
Molly: hahah
Molly: good

I mean... I don't know what to do. How would you react to this? I was considering trying to think of a good "chase me more to earn me" way of giving her a rain check. anyone?
I personally don't feel comfortable hearing theres a slight chance I have an STD and that I could pass it on, so slamming that poos isn't really an option. knock on wood.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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negative if I want to go get sushi with her, I'm just trying to think of a way to use the "I cant fvck you" in my advantage such as saying "I'd love to Molly but if this is real, I know it wont my last chance. and plus, girl I'm not that easy."
 

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Well by saying you'll take her home you're not exactly making things easier. Do you REALLY want to give it a raincheck?
 

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You are going to wear a condom right? Or are you afraid that you might pass it on giving oral or kissing her?
 

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Patrick124 said:
negative if I want to go get sushi with her, I'm just trying to think of a way to use the "I cant fvck you" in my advantage such as saying "I'd love to Molly but if this is real, I know it wont my last chance. and plus, girl I'm not that easy."
I love this one. ;) Although I don't know what kind of girl molly is. If she's slutty she would probably think you're an ass. If she's classy she will probably think you're a gentleman. But then again: I don't know her.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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dav22 said:
Well by saying you'll take her home you're not exactly making things easier. Do you REALLY want to give it a raincheck?
Do i really want to give her a raincheck? hell no. But am I a decent person and willing to give up one night of sleeping with her to ensure her and my safety. The whole reason i said i'd make sure she got home was so that I could figure it out, I didnt set in stone that I'm sleeping at her house. and she was obviously coming onto me, I couldnt just not notice. lol
 

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Guoy Darko said:
You are going to wear a condom right? Or are you afraid that you might pass it on giving oral or kissing her?
Condoms only protect from certain things; syphilis, genital warts n somethin else, can all be transmitted through skin-rubbing, as well as oral.
its a b!tch, I thought they were fool-proof.
I'm more worried that she wouldn't be down to go from making out to just sex(not horny enough).
 

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OK, so you're afraid of more than only gonorrhea? Because gonorrhea can't be transmitted when you wear a condom.
 

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I would just wear a condom but again you are doing the right thing. It would suck to transmit anything. But isn't gonorrhea curable? Do u have any symptoms like discharge and burning sensation? I was pretty much in the same boat... i banged this girl ... and was so drunk i had no idea whether or not i went in raw dawg and then her friend stated that she had syphalis. Scared the **** outta me... I stopped having sex and finally had the balls to go to the clinic. Thank god i didn't have it... but they gave me a ****load of anitibiotics anyway. Wear a condom period... u don't kno what STDS this new girl might have anyway.

Hope that helps a lil bit.
 

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if she has the crotch rot, don't go sushi on her again
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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