"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I need someone who can motivate me to reach my ideal weight and build. Someone to keep tabs on me and my personal progress. Someone that will hold me accountable to my routine! I can do this on my own but if I have to report to someone then I wlill most likely attempt it since I will be judged.

We should have a thread where we are all accountable to a sosuave coach. Anyone one up to the task? A sosuave personal trainer, anyone? You will not be paid. :rolleyes:
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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*Blows whistle*

Alright Last Man Standing on your mark get set...

Run!

*Times LMS for 50 laps around the Sosuave gym*

Thats the way we workout on this forum!
 
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No stopping for Geritol smoothies and Done's back pain pills. What if a 'hor is using the leg press ahead of you? What the fvck will you do? Go do crunches?
 
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Haha. Just read the "were to start" sticky and start a journal.
 
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Last Man Standing said:
I need someone who can motivate me to reach my ideal weight and build. Someone to keep tabs on me and my personal progress. Someone that will hold me accountable to my routine! I can do this on my own but if I have to report to someone then I wlill most likely attempt it since I will be judged.

We should have a thread where we are all accountable to a sosuave coach. Anyone one up to the task? A sosuave personal trainer, anyone? You will not be paid. :rolleyes:
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Start an online training log somewhere. Here on sosuave or on StrongLifts.com Forums. Whatever. People will help you. If you put it on StrongLifts.com, I'll help you.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Last Man Standing said:
A sosuave personal trainer, anyone? You will not be paid. :rolleyes:
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I could squeeze another client in, but the 'you will not be paid' sentence kinda threw me.. :D

I would start a workout journal on here, and list your stats, training, diet, goals, pretty much everything. Essentially everyone who replies to you can be your 'trainer' that way.

Also, kudos for wanting to get in shape at 45.. there's guys at 20 who don't bother. Start that journal! :)
 
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