i must have sex in the next 3 months

[p3n15]

in 3 months i am 20 years old and i cannot bear the shame and failure of failing to lose my virginity, so i have decided to hang myself before i turn 20 unles i have sex. i will report back heere every day maybe. then again maybe not.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Allllll righty then......

 

[Canadian Catnip]

i must have sex in the next 3 months



I think we can all relate to that.

 

[SavageKabbage]

I have sex with myself nearly every day.

edit - find a prostitute.

 

[Randallpink83]

that would be an awesome suicide note....

"I cant get sex... Fvck you all!"




...desperate times (and contemplating suicide is certainly one of them) call for desperate measures... fvck a fatty!

 

[Maxtro]

Being a virgin at 20 is nothing to kill yourself over. Hell I lost mine at 22. Go look for escorts and get it over with.

 

[I.A.F.Y.B.]

If your willing to hang yourself before your 20th b-day cuz u don't get pvssy. Your a fvcking moron..... If your that desperate get a hooker!!!

 

[Bible_Belt]

in 3 months i am 20 years old and i cannot bear the shame and failure of failing to lose my virginity, so i have decided to hang myself before i turn 20 unles i have sex. i will report back heere every day maybe. then again maybe not.

Well don't hang yourself. There are virgins twice your age, just like the movie.

Myspace will get you laid if you are interested in that:
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=128126

Are you on myspace? If you follow instructions, the people who post in that thread, or have threads linked to from it can all help you a lot. The people who don't have success are not listening, or have some other hang-up that is preventing them from succeeding. But it's all in your head. You can have as much success with women as you want to have.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Hmmm, the definition of a man's worth is counts on the importance of female genitalia.

 

[Ken785]

well im 24 and a virgin..its fine bro..as long as you arent 40..

 

[L777]

It was either Mystery or Juggler who lost their virginity at 22, and it might have been both....so, if this is serious, and you don't get laid before your b'day....don't kill yourself!!

It will all be Ok, trust me.

 

[ketostix]

I think you should move up your deadline to kill yourself a little, maybe till you're 30. Many people didn't lose their virginity until they were in their mid 20's and went on to have fairly successful sex lives.

 

[PeeGee]

What is this pre-occupation with having sex if you are a virgin? You do realize that the only reason you want sex and revere it is due to this continent (N. America) and its tabooing of the act?

 

[Alkali]

in 3 months i am 20 years old and i cannot bear the shame and failure of failing to lose my virginity, so i have decided to hang myself before i turn 20 unles i have sex. i will report back heere every day maybe. then again maybe not.

Worst case scenario, you go find yourself a hooker.

 

[amoka]

Comiting suiside because of not being able to get laid is very lame. Find something better to do. Read the Bible...

 

[jsgii]

Important don’t skip any steps.
1. Print out the DJ ( put it in a note book)
2. Read the DJ bible
3. Get a daily journal
4. Put the Bible into practice and record everything in the journal
5. Go back to step 2

Suggested readings: Pook be a man
The anti-dumps Machine

Remember don’t try to fix women. Work on yourself. Be the prize they want to have sex with. And they will fight to have sex with you. You are the prize.

 

[knglerxt]

I'm 26 and still a virgin. I understand exactly what you're going through. It really sucks not being able to be intimate with a woman and knowing that most other guys are. Most people don't understand because they've never had to deal with the situation.

I've been severely depressed for 2 years because of this. I've contemplated suicide too, but I'm not going out like that. If some of the guys I see can date and have sex with women, any guy can. So I would hold off on the suicide thing. Just work on improving yourself and eventually you will meet someone. At least that's the way I'm dealing with it.

 

[DonJuan11]

in 3 months i am 20 years old and i cannot bear the shame and failure of failing to lose my virginity, so i have decided to hang myself before i turn 20 unles i have sex.

Make sure you use a good rope. I can't tell you there is alot to live for without sex. Why should I lie to you?

 

[sav]

the root of your problem (not getting laid) is found in the premise of your post...


you my friend put too much emphasis on sex, hence not getting it...
if you reframe yourself and see sex as nothing more then just a natural act, you might get somewhere...

good luck.

 

[p3n15]

Make sure you use a good rope. I can't tell you there is alot to live for without sex. Why should I lie to you?

good at least someone here understands.

btw i have changed my mind, instead of a rope i am using a knife and stabbing myself to death it apppeals to me more.

the root of your problem (not getting laid) is found in the premise of your post...


you my friend put too much emphasis on sex, hence not getting it...
if you reframe yourself and see sex as nothing more then just a natural act, you might get somewhere...

good luck.

maybe a n atural act 4 women, and men who are born privileged and lucky to have a natural knakc for it, but for guy like me it is a struggle. this is like telign starvign african kid that eating is a natural act and stopo thinking about food.

btw tomorow i am in city and wull be trying to get women.