in 3 months i am 20 years old and i cannot bear the shame and failure of failing to lose my virginity, so i have decided to hang myself before i turn 20 unles i have sex. i will report back heere every day maybe. then again maybe not.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
i must have sex in the next 3 months
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Allllll righty then......
Canadian Catnip
Senior Don Juan
i must have sex in the next 3 months
I think we can all relate to that.
I think we can all relate to that.
SavageKabbage
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I have sex with myself nearly every day. 
edit - find a prostitute.
edit - find a prostitute.
Randallpink83
Master Don Juan
that would be an awesome suicide note....
"I cant get sex... Fvck you all!"
...desperate times (and contemplating suicide is certainly one of them) call for desperate measures... fvck a fatty!
"I cant get sex... Fvck you all!"
...desperate times (and contemplating suicide is certainly one of them) call for desperate measures... fvck a fatty!
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Maxtro
Master Don Juan
Being a virgin at 20 is nothing to kill yourself over. Hell I lost mine at 22. Go look for escorts and get it over with.
I.A.F.Y.B.
Master Don Juan
If your willing to hang yourself before your 20th b-day cuz u don't get pvssy. Your a fvcking moron..... If your that desperate get a hooker!!!
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Well don't hang yourself. There are virgins twice your age, just like the movie.p3n15 said:
Myspace will get you laid if you are interested in that:
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=128126
Are you on myspace? If you follow instructions, the people who post in that thread, or have threads linked to from it can all help you a lot. The people who don't have success are not listening, or have some other hang-up that is preventing them from succeeding. But it's all in your head. You can have as much success with women as you want to have.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Hmmm, the definition of a man's worth is counts on the importance of female genitalia.
Ken785
Master Don Juan
well im 24 and a virgin..its fine bro..as long as you arent 40..
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
L777
Master Don Juan
It was either Mystery or Juggler who lost their virginity at 22, and it might have been both....so, if this is serious, and you don't get laid before your b'day....don't kill yourself!!
It will all be Ok, trust me.
It will all be Ok, trust me.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
jsgii
Don Juan
Important don’t skip any steps.
1. Print out the DJ ( put it in a note book)
2. Read the DJ bible
3. Get a daily journal
4. Put the Bible into practice and record everything in the journal
5. Go back to step 2
Suggested readings: Pook be a man
The anti-dumps Machine
Remember don’t try to fix women. Work on yourself. Be the prize they want to have sex with. And they will fight to have sex with you. You are the prize.
1. Print out the DJ ( put it in a note book)
2. Read the DJ bible
3. Get a daily journal
4. Put the Bible into practice and record everything in the journal
5. Go back to step 2
Suggested readings: Pook be a man
The anti-dumps Machine
Remember don’t try to fix women. Work on yourself. Be the prize they want to have sex with. And they will fight to have sex with you. You are the prize.
knglerxt
Senior Don Juan
I'm 26 and still a virgin. I understand exactly what you're going through. It really sucks not being able to be intimate with a woman and knowing that most other guys are. Most people don't understand because they've never had to deal with the situation.
I've been severely depressed for 2 years because of this. I've contemplated suicide too, but I'm not going out like that. If some of the guys I see can date and have sex with women, any guy can. So I would hold off on the suicide thing. Just work on improving yourself and eventually you will meet someone. At least that's the way I'm dealing with it.
I've been severely depressed for 2 years because of this. I've contemplated suicide too, but I'm not going out like that. If some of the guys I see can date and have sex with women, any guy can. So I would hold off on the suicide thing. Just work on improving yourself and eventually you will meet someone. At least that's the way I'm dealing with it.
the root of your problem (not getting laid) is found in the premise of your post...
you my friend put too much emphasis on sex, hence not getting it...
if you reframe yourself and see sex as nothing more then just a natural act, you might get somewhere...
good luck.
you my friend put too much emphasis on sex, hence not getting it...
if you reframe yourself and see sex as nothing more then just a natural act, you might get somewhere...
good luck.
good at least someone here understands.DonJuan11 said:
btw i have changed my mind, instead of a rope i am using a knife and stabbing myself to death it apppeals to me more.
maybe a n atural act 4 women, and men who are born privileged and lucky to have a natural knakc for it, but for guy like me it is a struggle. this is like telign starvign african kid that eating is a natural act and stopo thinking about food.sav said:
btw tomorow i am in city and wull be trying to get women.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.