in 3 months i am 20 years old and i cannot bear the shame and failure of failing to lose my virginity, so i have decided to hang myself before i turn 20 unles i have sex. i will report back heere every day maybe. then again maybe not.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
i must have sex in the next 3 months
- Thread starter p3n15
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Allllll righty then......
Canadian Catnip
Senior Don Juan
i must have sex in the next 3 months
I think we can all relate to that.
I think we can all relate to that.
SavageKabbage
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I have sex with myself nearly every day. 
edit - find a prostitute.
edit - find a prostitute.
Randallpink83
Master Don Juan
that would be an awesome suicide note....
"I cant get sex... Fvck you all!"
...desperate times (and contemplating suicide is certainly one of them) call for desperate measures... fvck a fatty!
"I cant get sex... Fvck you all!"
...desperate times (and contemplating suicide is certainly one of them) call for desperate measures... fvck a fatty!
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
Maxtro
Master Don Juan
Being a virgin at 20 is nothing to kill yourself over. Hell I lost mine at 22. Go look for escorts and get it over with.
I.A.F.Y.B.
Master Don Juan
If your willing to hang yourself before your 20th b-day cuz u don't get pvssy. Your a fvcking moron..... If your that desperate get a hooker!!!
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Well don't hang yourself. There are virgins twice your age, just like the movie.p3n15 said:
Myspace will get you laid if you are interested in that:
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=128126
Are you on myspace? If you follow instructions, the people who post in that thread, or have threads linked to from it can all help you a lot. The people who don't have success are not listening, or have some other hang-up that is preventing them from succeeding. But it's all in your head. You can have as much success with women as you want to have.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Hmmm, the definition of a man's worth is counts on the importance of female genitalia.
Ken785
Master Don Juan
well im 24 and a virgin..its fine bro..as long as you arent 40..
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
L777
Master Don Juan
It was either Mystery or Juggler who lost their virginity at 22, and it might have been both....so, if this is serious, and you don't get laid before your b'day....don't kill yourself!!
It will all be Ok, trust me.
It will all be Ok, trust me.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
jsgii
Don Juan
Important don’t skip any steps.
1. Print out the DJ ( put it in a note book)
2. Read the DJ bible
3. Get a daily journal
4. Put the Bible into practice and record everything in the journal
5. Go back to step 2
Suggested readings: Pook be a man
The anti-dumps Machine
Remember don’t try to fix women. Work on yourself. Be the prize they want to have sex with. And they will fight to have sex with you. You are the prize.
1. Print out the DJ ( put it in a note book)
2. Read the DJ bible
3. Get a daily journal
4. Put the Bible into practice and record everything in the journal
5. Go back to step 2
Suggested readings: Pook be a man
The anti-dumps Machine
Remember don’t try to fix women. Work on yourself. Be the prize they want to have sex with. And they will fight to have sex with you. You are the prize.
knglerxt
Senior Don Juan
I'm 26 and still a virgin. I understand exactly what you're going through. It really sucks not being able to be intimate with a woman and knowing that most other guys are. Most people don't understand because they've never had to deal with the situation.
I've been severely depressed for 2 years because of this. I've contemplated suicide too, but I'm not going out like that. If some of the guys I see can date and have sex with women, any guy can. So I would hold off on the suicide thing. Just work on improving yourself and eventually you will meet someone. At least that's the way I'm dealing with it.
I've been severely depressed for 2 years because of this. I've contemplated suicide too, but I'm not going out like that. If some of the guys I see can date and have sex with women, any guy can. So I would hold off on the suicide thing. Just work on improving yourself and eventually you will meet someone. At least that's the way I'm dealing with it.
the root of your problem (not getting laid) is found in the premise of your post...
you my friend put too much emphasis on sex, hence not getting it...
if you reframe yourself and see sex as nothing more then just a natural act, you might get somewhere...
good luck.
you my friend put too much emphasis on sex, hence not getting it...
if you reframe yourself and see sex as nothing more then just a natural act, you might get somewhere...
good luck.
good at least someone here understands.DonJuan11 said:
btw i have changed my mind, instead of a rope i am using a knife and stabbing myself to death it apppeals to me more.
maybe a n atural act 4 women, and men who are born privileged and lucky to have a natural knakc for it, but for guy like me it is a struggle. this is like telign starvign african kid that eating is a natural act and stopo thinking about food.sav said:
btw tomorow i am in city and wull be trying to get women.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.