MatureDJ
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"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I kid you not - the fatkini!
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
sodbuster
Master Don Juan
at least it covered up more than the average thong
Typical, instead of thinking long term (something most women don't do very well) about their health, romantic prospects and improving their quality of life by losing some weight, they set up a tumblr page with instagram photos to show off how "fabulous" they look.
I've dated petite to thick women and these girls are just straight up FAT. When your bikini has to come 24" up your stomach to contain all the rolls; you're FAT, not curvy, not thick, not rubenesque, F.A.T. Stop pretending this is the new norm, this isn't healthy and these girls are just fooling themselves with this "empowerment" bullsh!t.
Good luck being 100lbs overweight when you're 40; diabetes, high blood pressure, heart disease, lack of mobility, not to mention the fact NO ONE WANTS TO FVCK YOU.
I've dated petite to thick women and these girls are just straight up FAT. When your bikini has to come 24" up your stomach to contain all the rolls; you're FAT, not curvy, not thick, not rubenesque, F.A.T. Stop pretending this is the new norm, this isn't healthy and these girls are just fooling themselves with this "empowerment" bullsh!t.
Good luck being 100lbs overweight when you're 40; diabetes, high blood pressure, heart disease, lack of mobility, not to mention the fact NO ONE WANTS TO FVCK YOU.
5string
Master Don Juan
They all looked liked three bobcats stuffed into a two cat sack.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Those things are not cheap. It's mostly the raw materials cost. 
5string
Master Don Juan
Hefty garbage bags are kinda spendy!Bible_Belt said:Those things are not cheap. It's mostly the raw materials cost.
Am I the only guy here who imagines these fat ladies face down, big @$$ in the air, fking like there's no tomorrow? No? Must be a preference of mine.
Honestly, though, I would never date a big lady. There's no LTR value. See Von_S's reply, plus:
Hiking the Sierra Nevadas, "You're walking to fast. Slow down! *huff huff*"
Honestly, though, I would never date a big lady. There's no LTR value. See Von_S's reply, plus:
Hiking the Sierra Nevadas, "You're walking to fast. Slow down! *huff huff*"
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
ilikecharlene
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It's funny, some fat women often have an attractive face but a real ranky body. many of the people they showed met that mold.
I also think that the PC society has no bounds. "All women are beautiful"? lol... Maybe women need to stop basing their self-value in looks alone.
I also think that the PC society has no bounds. "All women are beautiful"? lol... Maybe women need to stop basing their self-value in looks alone.