MatureDJ
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
I kid you not - the fatkini!
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
sodbuster
Master Don Juan
at least it covered up more than the average thong
Typical, instead of thinking long term (something most women don't do very well) about their health, romantic prospects and improving their quality of life by losing some weight, they set up a tumblr page with instagram photos to show off how "fabulous" they look.
I've dated petite to thick women and these girls are just straight up FAT. When your bikini has to come 24" up your stomach to contain all the rolls; you're FAT, not curvy, not thick, not rubenesque, F.A.T. Stop pretending this is the new norm, this isn't healthy and these girls are just fooling themselves with this "empowerment" bullsh!t.
Good luck being 100lbs overweight when you're 40; diabetes, high blood pressure, heart disease, lack of mobility, not to mention the fact NO ONE WANTS TO FVCK YOU.
I've dated petite to thick women and these girls are just straight up FAT. When your bikini has to come 24" up your stomach to contain all the rolls; you're FAT, not curvy, not thick, not rubenesque, F.A.T. Stop pretending this is the new norm, this isn't healthy and these girls are just fooling themselves with this "empowerment" bullsh!t.
Good luck being 100lbs overweight when you're 40; diabetes, high blood pressure, heart disease, lack of mobility, not to mention the fact NO ONE WANTS TO FVCK YOU.
5string
Master Don Juan
They all looked liked three bobcats stuffed into a two cat sack.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Those things are not cheap. It's mostly the raw materials cost. 
5string
Master Don Juan
Hefty garbage bags are kinda spendy!Bible_Belt said:Those things are not cheap. It's mostly the raw materials cost.
Am I the only guy here who imagines these fat ladies face down, big @$$ in the air, fking like there's no tomorrow? No? Must be a preference of mine.
Honestly, though, I would never date a big lady. There's no LTR value. See Von_S's reply, plus:
Hiking the Sierra Nevadas, "You're walking to fast. Slow down! *huff huff*"
Honestly, though, I would never date a big lady. There's no LTR value. See Von_S's reply, plus:
Hiking the Sierra Nevadas, "You're walking to fast. Slow down! *huff huff*"
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
ilikecharlene
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It's funny, some fat women often have an attractive face but a real ranky body. many of the people they showed met that mold.
I also think that the PC society has no bounds. "All women are beautiful"? lol... Maybe women need to stop basing their self-value in looks alone.
I also think that the PC society has no bounds. "All women are beautiful"? lol... Maybe women need to stop basing their self-value in looks alone.