MatureDJ
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Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
I kid you not - the fatkini!
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
sodbuster
Master Don Juan
at least it covered up more than the average thong
Typical, instead of thinking long term (something most women don't do very well) about their health, romantic prospects and improving their quality of life by losing some weight, they set up a tumblr page with instagram photos to show off how "fabulous" they look.
I've dated petite to thick women and these girls are just straight up FAT. When your bikini has to come 24" up your stomach to contain all the rolls; you're FAT, not curvy, not thick, not rubenesque, F.A.T. Stop pretending this is the new norm, this isn't healthy and these girls are just fooling themselves with this "empowerment" bullsh!t.
Good luck being 100lbs overweight when you're 40; diabetes, high blood pressure, heart disease, lack of mobility, not to mention the fact NO ONE WANTS TO FVCK YOU.
I've dated petite to thick women and these girls are just straight up FAT. When your bikini has to come 24" up your stomach to contain all the rolls; you're FAT, not curvy, not thick, not rubenesque, F.A.T. Stop pretending this is the new norm, this isn't healthy and these girls are just fooling themselves with this "empowerment" bullsh!t.
Good luck being 100lbs overweight when you're 40; diabetes, high blood pressure, heart disease, lack of mobility, not to mention the fact NO ONE WANTS TO FVCK YOU.
5string
Master Don Juan
They all looked liked three bobcats stuffed into a two cat sack.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Those things are not cheap. It's mostly the raw materials cost. 
5string
Master Don Juan
Hefty garbage bags are kinda spendy!Bible_Belt said:Those things are not cheap. It's mostly the raw materials cost.
Am I the only guy here who imagines these fat ladies face down, big @$$ in the air, fking like there's no tomorrow? No? Must be a preference of mine.
Honestly, though, I would never date a big lady. There's no LTR value. See Von_S's reply, plus:
Hiking the Sierra Nevadas, "You're walking to fast. Slow down! *huff huff*"
Honestly, though, I would never date a big lady. There's no LTR value. See Von_S's reply, plus:
Hiking the Sierra Nevadas, "You're walking to fast. Slow down! *huff huff*"
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
ilikecharlene
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It's funny, some fat women often have an attractive face but a real ranky body. many of the people they showed met that mold.
I also think that the PC society has no bounds. "All women are beautiful"? lol... Maybe women need to stop basing their self-value in looks alone.
I also think that the PC society has no bounds. "All women are beautiful"? lol... Maybe women need to stop basing their self-value in looks alone.