MatureDJ
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
I kid you not - the fatkini!
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
sodbuster
Master Don Juan
at least it covered up more than the average thong
Typical, instead of thinking long term (something most women don't do very well) about their health, romantic prospects and improving their quality of life by losing some weight, they set up a tumblr page with instagram photos to show off how "fabulous" they look.
I've dated petite to thick women and these girls are just straight up FAT. When your bikini has to come 24" up your stomach to contain all the rolls; you're FAT, not curvy, not thick, not rubenesque, F.A.T. Stop pretending this is the new norm, this isn't healthy and these girls are just fooling themselves with this "empowerment" bullsh!t.
Good luck being 100lbs overweight when you're 40; diabetes, high blood pressure, heart disease, lack of mobility, not to mention the fact NO ONE WANTS TO FVCK YOU.
I've dated petite to thick women and these girls are just straight up FAT. When your bikini has to come 24" up your stomach to contain all the rolls; you're FAT, not curvy, not thick, not rubenesque, F.A.T. Stop pretending this is the new norm, this isn't healthy and these girls are just fooling themselves with this "empowerment" bullsh!t.
Good luck being 100lbs overweight when you're 40; diabetes, high blood pressure, heart disease, lack of mobility, not to mention the fact NO ONE WANTS TO FVCK YOU.
5string
Master Don Juan
They all looked liked three bobcats stuffed into a two cat sack.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Those things are not cheap. It's mostly the raw materials cost. 
5string
Master Don Juan
Hefty garbage bags are kinda spendy!Bible_Belt said:Those things are not cheap. It's mostly the raw materials cost.
Am I the only guy here who imagines these fat ladies face down, big @$$ in the air, fking like there's no tomorrow? No? Must be a preference of mine.
Honestly, though, I would never date a big lady. There's no LTR value. See Von_S's reply, plus:
Hiking the Sierra Nevadas, "You're walking to fast. Slow down! *huff huff*"
Honestly, though, I would never date a big lady. There's no LTR value. See Von_S's reply, plus:
Hiking the Sierra Nevadas, "You're walking to fast. Slow down! *huff huff*"
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
ilikecharlene
Senior Don Juan
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It's funny, some fat women often have an attractive face but a real ranky body. many of the people they showed met that mold.
I also think that the PC society has no bounds. "All women are beautiful"? lol... Maybe women need to stop basing their self-value in looks alone.
I also think that the PC society has no bounds. "All women are beautiful"? lol... Maybe women need to stop basing their self-value in looks alone.