backbreaker
Master Don Juan
faggot vampires.. seriously guys?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
i just watched true blood for the first time
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
WhitePimp
Master Don Juan
Pretty much.
Still the best show currently on TV though. Keep watching, it's addictive
Still the best show currently on TV though. Keep watching, it's addictive
lorekeeper
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really? i watched up to episode 6-8ish to give it the benefit of the doubt, but i could take no more. Horrible show. Horrible.
Maxtro
Master Don Juan
I miss watching Buffy and Angel. Those are how vampire shows should be.
BTW the full opening theme of Angel rocks.
BTW the full opening theme of Angel rocks.
Buffy is so damn hot. The Angel theme song will get you pumped up to fight or fvckMaxtro said:I miss watching Buffy and Angel. Those are how vampire shows should be.
BTW the full opening theme of Angel rocks.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I used to read those books in high school freshman year. It wasn't until I got a little older that I realized how gay they were. They toned it down for the movie.Strelok said:I miss interview with the vampire starring cruise and pitt,those were vampires.
The more they push romance in whatever tv show,the less i watch tv.
Hockey Playa
Master Don Juan
Trueblood is amazing........man i cant get enough of it.......ive watched every episode....spartacus still my faviourite though...
I watched one episode...the one where some black chick was possesed or some crap and then found out that the witchdoctor was like a employee at some quick stop.....I did NOT like it one bit..way to stupid.
I dont understand what the hell is up with the gay vampire fad nowadays. The only vampire that I think actually stays true to the subject material was that daybreakers and even then it was boring.
I miss the days before kate beckinsale destroyed vampires and hugh jackman destroyed werewolves... ;( .
I dont understand what the hell is up with the gay vampire fad nowadays. The only vampire that I think actually stays true to the subject material was that daybreakers and even then it was boring.
I miss the days before kate beckinsale destroyed vampires and hugh jackman destroyed werewolves... ;( .
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
oh i did not say i did not like the show, it's it grew on me.. i was about 10 seconds from changing the channel then i saw that hot peice of ass in the pick up truck, and kept my attention untijl i saw the faggot vampires.. looking forward to watching it again.
Prodigy746
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I thought show was gonna be stupid but i got addicted to it after first 4-5 episodes. I only watched first episode of the new season though because it started getting little ridiculous. Even toward end of second season the story started getting ridiculous.
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
Vampires have been shamed over the years. When it was black and white horror like count orloc and dracula it made sense. These were monsters to be feared. Now days we have these pretty boy fags who deal with issues opposed to being fearsome. It's just sad.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
it is truly a sad day when you have AFC vampires.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Hockey Playa
Master Don Juan
Nah man in trueblood all the vampires are badass, and totally not AFC at all, EXCEPT for the main vampire they show "Bill" but man Eric is so bad ass, as well as the others. Eric is perfect example of ****y.
SoldMySoul
Master Don Juan
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Hockey Playa said:Trueblood is amazing........man i cant get enough of it.......ive watched every episode....spartacus still my faviourite though...
Spartacus indeed is badass!!!! OP True Blood grows on you. Keep watching and you will see. The gay vampire stuff sucks for the most part, but the main gay character, Lafayette, is funny as hell when they are not showing homo scenes.