backbreaker
Master Don Juan
faggot vampires.. seriously guys?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
i just watched true blood for the first time
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
WhitePimp
Master Don Juan
Pretty much.
Still the best show currently on TV though. Keep watching, it's addictive
Still the best show currently on TV though. Keep watching, it's addictive
lorekeeper
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really? i watched up to episode 6-8ish to give it the benefit of the doubt, but i could take no more. Horrible show. Horrible.
Maxtro
Master Don Juan
I miss watching Buffy and Angel. Those are how vampire shows should be.
BTW the full opening theme of Angel rocks.
BTW the full opening theme of Angel rocks.
Buffy is so damn hot. The Angel theme song will get you pumped up to fight or fvckMaxtro said:I miss watching Buffy and Angel. Those are how vampire shows should be.
BTW the full opening theme of Angel rocks.
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
I used to read those books in high school freshman year. It wasn't until I got a little older that I realized how gay they were. They toned it down for the movie.Strelok said:I miss interview with the vampire starring cruise and pitt,those were vampires.
The more they push romance in whatever tv show,the less i watch tv.
Hockey Playa
Master Don Juan
Trueblood is amazing........man i cant get enough of it.......ive watched every episode....spartacus still my faviourite though...
I watched one episode...the one where some black chick was possesed or some crap and then found out that the witchdoctor was like a employee at some quick stop.....I did NOT like it one bit..way to stupid.
I dont understand what the hell is up with the gay vampire fad nowadays. The only vampire that I think actually stays true to the subject material was that daybreakers and even then it was boring.
I miss the days before kate beckinsale destroyed vampires and hugh jackman destroyed werewolves... ;( .
I dont understand what the hell is up with the gay vampire fad nowadays. The only vampire that I think actually stays true to the subject material was that daybreakers and even then it was boring.
I miss the days before kate beckinsale destroyed vampires and hugh jackman destroyed werewolves... ;( .
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
oh i did not say i did not like the show, it's it grew on me.. i was about 10 seconds from changing the channel then i saw that hot peice of ass in the pick up truck, and kept my attention untijl i saw the faggot vampires.. looking forward to watching it again.
Prodigy746
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I thought show was gonna be stupid but i got addicted to it after first 4-5 episodes. I only watched first episode of the new season though because it started getting little ridiculous. Even toward end of second season the story started getting ridiculous.
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
Vampires have been shamed over the years. When it was black and white horror like count orloc and dracula it made sense. These were monsters to be feared. Now days we have these pretty boy fags who deal with issues opposed to being fearsome. It's just sad.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
it is truly a sad day when you have AFC vampires.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Hockey Playa
Master Don Juan
Nah man in trueblood all the vampires are badass, and totally not AFC at all, EXCEPT for the main vampire they show "Bill" but man Eric is so bad ass, as well as the others. Eric is perfect example of ****y.
SoldMySoul
Master Don Juan
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Hockey Playa said:Trueblood is amazing........man i cant get enough of it.......ive watched every episode....spartacus still my faviourite though...
Spartacus indeed is badass!!!! OP True Blood grows on you. Keep watching and you will see. The gay vampire stuff sucks for the most part, but the main gay character, Lafayette, is funny as hell when they are not showing homo scenes.