“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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I just got the best compliment ever!

syncmaster

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I had a friend tell me the other day that I have laugh lines... wrinkles.
Most people would see this as an insult or something that was offensive but if you think about it it's the complete opposite.

I have laughed more times in 19 years than people who are double my age. I have had so much fun and enjoyed myself so much that i have wrinkles because of it.
Now thats cool.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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lebRambo

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....laugh lines are there naturally. they're called dimples. you either have them or you don't, you don't develop them.
 

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This one ranks right up there with that time a female nurse told me I had "nice sized testicles." seriously.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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lol, laugh lines have nothing to do with how many times you've smiled/laughed in your life. Some people get them at a younger age because they have naturally sharp lines when they make that expression. Of course as you age they become more pronounced because your skin loses it's elasticity, that and sun exposure makes them more visible. I started to see them a little when I turned 25.
 

pimpfromdayone

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Haha, yeah, I was just like,"Thanks..."
She was pretty hot too, but I didn't want to get an erection while she was examining it... wait a minute, what if I had? Maybe she would have started sucking on it and we could make one of those nurse porn films? haha, I wish.
 

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Originally posted by pimpfromdayone
This one ranks right up there with that time a female nurse told me I had "nice sized testicles." seriously.
You must have loved getting checkups from her :D
 

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Originally posted by pimpfromdayone
This one ranks right up there with that time a shemale nurse told me I had "nice sized testicles." seriously.

ehhhhhhhhhhhh:crazy:
 

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Originally posted by lebRambo
....laugh lines are there naturally. they're called dimples. you either have them or you don't, you don't develop them.

UHHHH NO!!!!

I have a dimple. when i smile it's nothing more than a Fat Ass Dint in the side of your face that helps you get b*tches!!!

laugh wrinkles are different.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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pimpfromdayone

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It helps you get bit-ches? Well, I just tried to force myself to have dimples and look like a little kid but I just couldn't do it. haha, j/k man.
 
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