"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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I just got the best compliment ever!

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I had a friend tell me the other day that I have laugh lines... wrinkles.
Most people would see this as an insult or something that was offensive but if you think about it it's the complete opposite.

I have laughed more times in 19 years than people who are double my age. I have had so much fun and enjoyed myself so much that i have wrinkles because of it.
Now thats cool.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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....laugh lines are there naturally. they're called dimples. you either have them or you don't, you don't develop them.
 
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This one ranks right up there with that time a female nurse told me I had "nice sized testicles." seriously.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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lol, laugh lines have nothing to do with how many times you've smiled/laughed in your life. Some people get them at a younger age because they have naturally sharp lines when they make that expression. Of course as you age they become more pronounced because your skin loses it's elasticity, that and sun exposure makes them more visible. I started to see them a little when I turned 25.
 
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Haha, yeah, I was just like,"Thanks..."
She was pretty hot too, but I didn't want to get an erection while she was examining it... wait a minute, what if I had? Maybe she would have started sucking on it and we could make one of those nurse porn films? haha, I wish.
 
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Originally posted by pimpfromdayone
This one ranks right up there with that time a female nurse told me I had "nice sized testicles." seriously.
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You must have loved getting checkups from her :D
 
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Originally posted by pimpfromdayone
This one ranks right up there with that time a shemale nurse told me I had "nice sized testicles." seriously.
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ehhhhhhhhhhhh:crazy:
 
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Originally posted by lebRambo
....laugh lines are there naturally. they're called dimples. you either have them or you don't, you don't develop them.
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UHHHH NO!!!!

I have a dimple. when i smile it's nothing more than a Fat Ass Dint in the side of your face that helps you get b*tches!!!

laugh wrinkles are different.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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It helps you get bit-ches? Well, I just tried to force myself to have dimples and look like a little kid but I just couldn't do it. haha, j/k man.
 
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