"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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I just got the best compliment ever!

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I had a friend tell me the other day that I have laugh lines... wrinkles.
Most people would see this as an insult or something that was offensive but if you think about it it's the complete opposite.

I have laughed more times in 19 years than people who are double my age. I have had so much fun and enjoyed myself so much that i have wrinkles because of it.
Now thats cool.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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....laugh lines are there naturally. they're called dimples. you either have them or you don't, you don't develop them.
 
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This one ranks right up there with that time a female nurse told me I had "nice sized testicles." seriously.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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lol, laugh lines have nothing to do with how many times you've smiled/laughed in your life. Some people get them at a younger age because they have naturally sharp lines when they make that expression. Of course as you age they become more pronounced because your skin loses it's elasticity, that and sun exposure makes them more visible. I started to see them a little when I turned 25.
 
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Haha, yeah, I was just like,"Thanks..."
She was pretty hot too, but I didn't want to get an erection while she was examining it... wait a minute, what if I had? Maybe she would have started sucking on it and we could make one of those nurse porn films? haha, I wish.
 
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Originally posted by pimpfromdayone
This one ranks right up there with that time a female nurse told me I had "nice sized testicles." seriously.
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You must have loved getting checkups from her :D
 
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Originally posted by pimpfromdayone
This one ranks right up there with that time a shemale nurse told me I had "nice sized testicles." seriously.
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ehhhhhhhhhhhh:crazy:
 
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Originally posted by lebRambo
....laugh lines are there naturally. they're called dimples. you either have them or you don't, you don't develop them.
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UHHHH NO!!!!

I have a dimple. when i smile it's nothing more than a Fat Ass Dint in the side of your face that helps you get b*tches!!!

laugh wrinkles are different.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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It helps you get bit-ches? Well, I just tried to force myself to have dimples and look like a little kid but I just couldn't do it. haha, j/k man.
 
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