"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I just got the best compliment ever!

syncmaster

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I had a friend tell me the other day that I have laugh lines... wrinkles.
Most people would see this as an insult or something that was offensive but if you think about it it's the complete opposite.

I have laughed more times in 19 years than people who are double my age. I have had so much fun and enjoyed myself so much that i have wrinkles because of it.
Now thats cool.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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....laugh lines are there naturally. they're called dimples. you either have them or you don't, you don't develop them.
 

pimpfromdayone

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This one ranks right up there with that time a female nurse told me I had "nice sized testicles." seriously.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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lol, laugh lines have nothing to do with how many times you've smiled/laughed in your life. Some people get them at a younger age because they have naturally sharp lines when they make that expression. Of course as you age they become more pronounced because your skin loses it's elasticity, that and sun exposure makes them more visible. I started to see them a little when I turned 25.
 

pimpfromdayone

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Haha, yeah, I was just like,"Thanks..."
She was pretty hot too, but I didn't want to get an erection while she was examining it... wait a minute, what if I had? Maybe she would have started sucking on it and we could make one of those nurse porn films? haha, I wish.
 

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Originally posted by pimpfromdayone
This one ranks right up there with that time a female nurse told me I had "nice sized testicles." seriously.
You must have loved getting checkups from her :D
 

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Originally posted by pimpfromdayone
This one ranks right up there with that time a shemale nurse told me I had "nice sized testicles." seriously.

ehhhhhhhhhhhh:crazy:
 

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Originally posted by lebRambo
....laugh lines are there naturally. they're called dimples. you either have them or you don't, you don't develop them.

UHHHH NO!!!!

I have a dimple. when i smile it's nothing more than a Fat Ass Dint in the side of your face that helps you get b*tches!!!

laugh wrinkles are different.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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It helps you get bit-ches? Well, I just tried to force myself to have dimples and look like a little kid but I just couldn't do it. haha, j/k man.
 
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