"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I just challenged a HB 9 to a wrestling match.

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Texting with a HB 9 and challenged her to a wrestling match. I think she is up for it. She works out. So I will keep you updated. Lots of banter ect.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Cool stuff brother. This always ends well.
Its a done deal. She said she would punch Kevin the ball sack because I called her granny. Then I said I would twist her nipple off. This could evolve into some really hot sex.
 

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Yes it could. But it also could not.

Play your cards right. Don't be too eager / needy, be playful, tease her, and turn her on with your masculinity.
Thanks for the tips.
 

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I have had a sinus infection since last week. So it might be a while. I haven't been to work for a week. I have been taking steroids and an antibiotic. I will start up the banter again probably Wednesday.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Update: she has left on an overseas trip. Will be gone for a month.
 

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don't forget to make a video, and upload it to youporn, if that ever happens...
 

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don't forget to make a video, and upload it to youporn, if that ever happens...
don't forget to make a video, and upload it to youporn, if that ever happens...


I will tease her till she does. She has a love/hate relationship with me. I have done kind things for her but have been an incredidible ass hole too. We will see. Rejection is better than regret.....
 

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do you have a wrestling fetish or something? why wouldnt you just invite her over...though wrestling is a good physical ice breaker i suppose, but i don't see why go that route unless it's a fetish. just make it fun, tickle her and stuff
 

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do you have a wrestling fetish or something? why wouldnt you just invite her over...though wrestling is a good physical ice breaker i suppose, but i don't see why go that route unless it's a fetish. just make it fun, tickle her and stuff
I have a midget fetish...love those sausage fingers.....sent one final text before she left. Told her she was getting old and I had changed. I was no longer an ass hole. ....she replied prove it and she was gonna throat punch me for the old joke with an lol....ah true love....she is taking a trip around the world. I might go around the world when she gets back.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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I have had a sinus infection since last week. So it might be a while. I haven't been to work for a week. I have been taking steroids and an antibiotic. I will start up the banter again probably Wednesday.
Update: she has left on an overseas trip. Will be gone for a month.
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Did the dog eat your homework too?

LOL
 

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Nope..she works in media for an international non profit. She is going on a work trip. Africa, phillipines and China. I used to work there too editing their TV program. I am almost cured of my sickness ty for asking!
 
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