I just challenged a HB 9 to a wrestling match.

[dustmuffin]

Texting with a HB 9 and challenged her to a wrestling match. I think she is up for it. She works out. So I will keep you updated. Lots of banter ect.

 

[dustmuffin]

Cool stuff brother. This always ends well.

Its a done deal. She said she would punch Kevin the ball sack because I called her granny. Then I said I would twist her nipple off. This could evolve into some really hot sex.

 

[dustmuffin]

Yes it could. But it also could not.

Play your cards right. Don't be too eager / needy, be playful, tease her, and turn her on with your masculinity.

Thanks for the tips.

 

[ImTheDoubleGreatest!]

Waiting on that update bro

 

[dustmuffin]

I have had a sinus infection since last week. So it might be a while. I haven't been to work for a week. I have been taking steroids and an antibiotic. I will start up the banter again probably Wednesday.

 

[dustmuffin]

Update: she has left on an overseas trip. Will be gone for a month.

 

[Jetleg]

don't forget to make a video, and upload it to youporn, if that ever happens...

 

[dustmuffin]

don't forget to make a video, and upload it to youporn, if that ever happens...

don't forget to make a video, and upload it to youporn, if that ever happens...

I will tease her till she does. She has a love/hate relationship with me. I have done kind things for her but have been an incredidible ass hole too. We will see. Rejection is better than regret.....

 

[usernamedox11]

do you have a wrestling fetish or something? why wouldnt you just invite her over...though wrestling is a good physical ice breaker i suppose, but i don't see why go that route unless it's a fetish. just make it fun, tickle her and stuff

 

[dustmuffin]

do you have a wrestling fetish or something? why wouldnt you just invite her over...though wrestling is a good physical ice breaker i suppose, but i don't see why go that route unless it's a fetish. just make it fun, tickle her and stuff

I have a midget fetish...love those sausage fingers.....sent one final text before she left. Told her she was getting old and I had changed. I was no longer an ass hole. ....she replied prove it and she was gonna throat punch me for the old joke with an lol....ah true love....she is taking a trip around the world. I might go around the world when she gets back.

 

[Tictac]

I have had a sinus infection since last week. So it might be a while. I haven't been to work for a week. I have been taking steroids and an antibiotic. I will start up the banter again probably Wednesday.

Update: she has left on an overseas trip. Will be gone for a month.

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Did the dog eat your homework too?

LOL

 

[dustmuffin]

Nope..she works in media for an international non profit. She is going on a work trip. Africa, phillipines and China. I used to work there too editing their TV program. I am almost cured of my sickness ty for asking!